anything you should not google

[devonshiredumpling]

just wondered if there is anything you have googled and wish you had not

caterpillar/centipede, both tiny creatures with too many legs

Dragon butter is a sexual thing. It is an mn joke too though in reference to the poster nevergoogle, who used to be nevergoogledragonbutter.

Blue Waffle is a disease of the lower private region which makes it look gangrenous and blue coloured/moldy. It's pretty disgusting.

Can someone explain the others to me please I don't want to look up anything too disturbing incase my mother comes across it, she wouldn't sleep for a week.

What's munting, donkey butter etc.

2 girls 1 cup is a girl defecating into a couple then the other one eating it then being sick then swapping the sick between them it's grotesue, seriously.

It's actually from a low budget german film.

Tryharder it's having sex with a dead body and there is worse but can't say on here, it's completely horrible and made me want to vomit and that was only UrbanDictionary'ing it.

Dragon butter is the taste of anus and semen at the same time. Disgusting.

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Don't google, just go to google and type "how do I get my sister" and see what google suggests.

It can also be done with other relatives

Lol sashh that's quite funny & I don't mind googling stuff like that!

I have still managed to resist googling all the other stuff on this thread!

Ew!

OMG! I have just googled blue waffle, dragon butter and munting thanks to this thread blue waffle and dragon butter were bad enough but munting? [Shock] People don't really do that do they? I am actually heaving! Damn u mumsnet, I'm gonna have that in my head forever! Arrgh! Can't stop thinking about it!!!!!

I am a tough of stomach type. but regetting blue waffle

Just read the WHOLE definition of munt (instead of the google results page I skimmed on Saturday).

GOT to be a wind-up, because the health risks are fecking massive...at least, I hope it's a wind-up...

Phew, dragon butter not as bad as I feared. I mean, not as bad as my worst imaginings though obviously still fairly horrible.

I am NOT going to look up munting.

Don't. Don't...really don't. I am disturbed...

Wouldn't u die from munting? It can't b good for u! See, its been hours and I'm still worrying about it. I'm going back to the zombie thread, wow think of all the munting oppurtunities if zombies take over the world?! Think I might actually b sick!!

one man one jar . i now work in a hospital and we had a bloke come in with a bottle stuck around his willy saying his girlfriend had just left him and he was lonely (he certainly brightened our day)

I DID google Human Centipede film... wish i hadn't :(
I mean who thinks of that stuff, really?
Actually now i may google the writer. I want to know what the write looks like! What does a writer of weird gross movies look like? Hmmm.....

The writer's picture was on Wikipedia & he looked normal-ish...

They all do, that's the problem.

yoghurt dude.

I strongly recommend that you don't do it. very NSFW (don't know how it got past the firewall).

i was genuinely looking for something quire innocent as well. ;)

Do you want to give a brief description to cut down on the brain bleach requirements?

naked man. covered in yoghurt. looked like Garth from waynes world. only way creepier.

I was actually trying to find info about one of those corporate books that was doing the rounds - this one involved catching fish, in a fish market in Seattle. I forget what its called now (as I had then), but the I could remember that the people who watched the fish being thrown and caught were nicked named yoghurt dudes.

I won't do it again.

oh - it could have been FISH! philosophy - definitely not weird creepy yoghurt dude.

Erm just to let you all know about the Blue Waffle, it is not actually a real disease - although it is a fanjo with a STD of some sort it has actually been photoshopped with a blue colour to give it its name!

purple - bleurgh! Am definitely not looking that one up [eyes 'healthy' breakfast of yoghurt and fruit, pushes away, goes for the fry-up]

Excited - I know, but ssh.

Sorry I hate being the party crasher