to start a live sporn thread? <KLAXON>

[Debeez]

Help, how do I get rid of this bad boy under my ear lobe where my ear joins my face. It's huge, it's hard and it hurts. No chance of GP within two weeks for something so minor.

Am i the first?!

It's my job to ask for a picture then i'm sure!

pictures?

and in the mean time a hot cloth on it to encourage it along.

No pics. I am

I have had the teabag on it. I am at the point of jabbing it with a sewing needle. It's soooo painful.

Milk bottle it! Any sign of a head on it? Stab it with a huge needle!

ATTACK IT!

We don't need a photo of your whole face, just the offending area, hope it's not hurting too much!

I'm here. My, that Klaxon is loud

I feel you lack commitment to the cause by failing to provide pictures.

Milk bottle?

Am on with hot cloth. No head, just a marble sized red ball of agony.

Stupid question alert: It's definitely a spot and not a raised gland?

Errr, we're going to need pics to offer any help you know.

Mag sulph the bugger!

Er, hope you are ok, OP

I understand the want for pictures, I am a sporn thread lurker :o

However only way to put up pics is by phone, then fb then here. No way is this going on fb!

I have nothing to add but to say Scarlet's post made me laugh.

Bounces into thread like Donkey from Shrek.

It's higher than my gland would be.

Can i put the cloth on as hot as I can bear it?

You don't need FB to show us pictures. Photobucket will give you free hosting, anonymously, and a handy link to post here so we won't even need to see your profile on here

You and your wheedling. What is photobucket?

Cloth, mag sulphate, toothpaste.

I can put the cloth on for you! Let me! Let me!

I am now laughing through the pain.

Feels warmth and gladness towards the sounding of the KLAXON!

Posting a photo for us will definitely, absolutely, honestly make it feel much less painful. Honest.

Shameless place marking

Has it got a name yet?

Gladys.

Where is Big Maggie when you need her?

Ooh. Great name. Now we can have fun with the surnames while we await the eruption.

Gladys There
Gladys Red
Gladys Friday.....

This one could run and run. (literally...)