to start a live sporn thread? <KLAXON>

[Debeez]

Help, how do I get rid of this bad boy under my ear lobe where my ear joins my face. It's huge, it's hard and it hurts. No chance of GP within two weeks for something so minor.

Cannot believe it has come to this

Ah you can see my beard. Bugger It's a wonder I'm not fighting the chaps off with sticks the state of me.

We now need the money shot. Start filming.

I'm laughing through your pain too

DH had a boil there. Oooh, the pus that came out !
Get some mag sulph on it, and walk away from the needle

I have no mag sulpha and the needle is in....

Right
< bursts in whilst rolling up sleeves >

You've come to the right place.
gladys you will be well looked arter

Come on gladys you po faced auwld maw!

Right needle did fuck all.

Back to hot cloth.

Cluffy I'm feeling a little sensitive about the word burst please avoid until after we've succeeded :o

Ohh
Think you would have been wise to wait for a head.

I do hope your needle is sterile.

Need pictures

Shit have I made Gladys go impotent?

Tis the sound of the KLAXON...
Makes me all over come like

Debeez

Where do you live?

Ah fuck RedRuby. If you know me I never wanna know about it.

Debeez, I have to let you know you are in fact a sporn p(osting) lurker or rather a sporn plucker, a catergory of mumsnetter identified and named by yours truely on the 'what kind of mumsnetter are you' thread.
Now how is Gladys coming on? Any sign of co-operation from her yet?

Link to this thread please?

She's being a stubborn mare. I may have to leave her for the time being as I'm having the world's busiest day and only stopped as she's so painful. Should really get back to work.

I'm the type of Mumsnetter who is a plurker, and also has DP over shoulder "Read that one! What does that mean? Now that one!"
"Fuck off and get your own account."
"No, I haven't given birth, click that one now!"

No I don't know you but if you are nearby I could pin you down and squeeze the fucker help you.

My cousin got rid of his with a boiling hot lightbulb. DO IT! Well, I say he got rid of it...more like he swapped it for an angry lightbulb-shaped burn.

Is it worse when you tip your head upside-down?

Lmao

Has it burst,Has it, has it, has it? have I missed it?

hands on knees, hyperventilating from running, tries to catch breath

Jeez, just made it.

Thank you Nickerless dulling, for PMing me.

I think we should call her Gladys Might.

Try some positivity man, Be one the spot. Looovee it.

She already is one with the spot. That's the problem.

when i had a boil i stuck a pin in it.
nothing happened.

so i left it just for say 10 minutes to "brew" then a big hard squeeze and OMG! lovely stuff

jus sayin

We're on to toothpaste while I potter on with my jobs. Will poke it again before school run. Will post and keep you all updated. I feel this has really turned into a team effort. TEAM GLADYS!