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[Debeez]

Help, how do I get rid of this bad boy under my ear lobe where my ear joins my face. It's huge, it's hard and it hurts. No chance of GP within two weeks for something so minor.

Gladys, we've been waiting for you

Gets milk bottle...............................

How are you planning to milk bottle that?

Naice hot flannel is the way to go.

Stratters

and taps the side of nose.

I have no idea what milk bottling entails.

Have searched for the thread but I am on my blackberry and cannot find it.

We have a milk bottle virgin.........................come closer my child, closer my pretty one..........................

What is milk bottling?

Nope, didn't know that. Who finds stuff like that out? Who thinks, "I know, I'll try and swallow that lightbulb."

Another mirgin here (milk bottle virgin).

mind boggling

I have to go on the school run soon. For the love of pus christ, wtf is with the milk bottle? My mind is boggling all over the shop.

I'm guessing light bulb in but not out is a bit like baby coming out but not back in!!!

Okay, now in even more pain, it sounded like it burst but didn't. Will someone just come to my house and stab it. Please.

Milk bottling involves heating a milk bottle up and then placing the open end around the boil, creates a vacuum and contained eruption....

Omg is it so wrong that I want a boil so I can try milk bottling?

now i have a whiskey bottle on my ear....

This has not been my most dignified day....

Wrap the milk bottle in a tea towel, hold over the spout of a boiling kettle until it is full of steam. Whack onto boil and watch the fun begin.

Would a smaller bottle like the size of cough bottle one be better for that area and would it work? I've been dying to see the milk bottle technique in practice

I just have a huge round mark on my face now. School run time!

Hair down me thinks!

Gladys Might and the Pops

Thank fuck someone got it.

Have I missed anything? (stupid work)

You've missed nothing BodaciousTatas. Nothing.