AIBU in thinking that the IPOAT hall has transported to another dimension

[Minimammoth]

Where has it gone? Just as I was about to start sprucing it up for the jubilee and start tatting the bunting?

I'm staying here at the harbour for a while. The local gentlemen seem so healthy and welcoming

I must inspect their physique more closely, 'tis a pleasingly wholesome sight

Goodness it's hot here.

Ahoy there! I have a brief moment on the good ship Tinterweb as I have been forced to spend a couple of hours working - imagine the sheer horror and outrage trembling through my corsets as i contemplate the harbour and email people trying to make them do it for me

Have you all seen the jolly jape meet up planeed for sept 29th in That London btw? I belive there is to be a quadrille and a posset or two

Avast, me old pal, me old beauty, Hully. Here, fan yourself with a banana leaf, and loosen your stays. Daiquiri ?

Alas I must miss the Jolly Jape as am stuck on Expatica Island.

I too have endured trembling corsetry in this harbour, I think I may have enjoyed it more than you though, Hully.

Mini, have you a Mister Gabriel aboard ship? I seem to recognise his calling card.

Does he have wings Fiddy? I have oggled noticed some mighty thews, of late amongst the olympic cyclists native boatmen, but alas no Mister Gabriel. < ah...penny drops... A subtle 'archers' link there, you must be nostalgic for blighty>

Indeed, Mini, Mister Gabriel now has wings of his own. His son Nelson was most melodious of voice and is also now wing-ed.

Scene: Nelson's wine bar:

Lizzie: Ooh, something dry and German please.
Nelson: Boris Becker?

I have been enslaved and forced to work in the garden on a hot plantation. SOS..... I am in sore need of rescue.

The wildlife of the plantation is fascinating.

It has all been a dream. Goes all wobbly and wakes up in the ha ha.

Coo-ee!

Co-eeeee back right back atcha!

I got home two hours ago. When did you reach these shores?

Mwah mwah.

Here! Here you are!

Hello ladies.

Where are we?

I am not sure about the group but i am in Guildford drinking wine and refusing to unpack

Love the image of you fannying yourself with a banana leaf and loosening your stays in Guildford...

Fannying yourself???!!!!

Bloody hell.

Fanning yourself.

Hello lovely! I got back last night and am having a wee horror as I brought the pet passport with me whilst the pet remains en route with dh in the car...

Hello Belle dear, how lovely to see you. Dearest Mme Defarge is whipping the postillion on her way too! What larks!

Oh no, she loves to fanny herself. With flowers.

I intend to fanny myself later. It sounds marvellous.

Lovely to see you x x x

Did you have a good time? I hope you weren't in Barbados again?

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Oh God, were you in Barbados?

What about you, Hully? Pleeeeeease tell me it was somewhere fabulous.

I was with the goats and donkeys practising my shepherding and wine craft.

No no, just lovely old Spain with the fucking Spanish eating Spanish fucking food.

Is Mimi really returned?