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AIBU?

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Original poster

I am vey drunk and at a wedding AIBU

120 replies

Kayano · 27/04/2012 21:33

There is someone next to me who came to the wedding in a white mini skirt and a belly top

AIBU? So wrong.

Ps I am being a quiet respectful drunk in the corner but am dressed fabulously. :D

OP posts:
cornsyilk · 27/04/2012 21:34

ask her if she is the stripper

RustyKuntz · 27/04/2012 21:34

YANBU, YAB fabulous!

Grin
Loonytoonie · 27/04/2012 21:34

You sound vey, vey drunk Grin

Enjoy!

NormanTheForeman · 27/04/2012 21:35

YANBU. She should have worn a dark blue shirt, hi-vis jacket and snazzy tie like I wear........... and grey trousers.

MrsTerryPratchett · 27/04/2012 21:35

Is being vey drunk like being vair drunk?

LoopyLoopsTootTootToots · 27/04/2012 21:35

YABU. You should be at the bar not on your phone. Go away and enjoy yourself!

YANBU about the clothes though.

NorbertDentressangle · 27/04/2012 21:35

Thats the brides Mum that you're dissing Wink

fallenangle · 27/04/2012 21:38

Don't think it is Norbert. I think it's the bride!

radiolater · 27/04/2012 21:38

I went to a baptism once - someone wore hotpants. They were really too large to wear hotpants so cannot remember what else she was wearing.

Could feel everyone in the church going Shock

Deadsouls · 27/04/2012 21:39

Vey drunk....is it the bride?

BoysBoysBoysAndMe · 27/04/2012 21:41

Are you at a gypsy wedding?

Mini and a belly top??

BooMagoo · 27/04/2012 21:44

You must be vey bored!

CovMum · 27/04/2012 21:46

Where in the country are you? My friends sister got married today.

RedBlanket · 27/04/2012 21:51

Have they played 'build me up buttercup' yet? I live a good wedding disco

slowestwildebeast · 27/04/2012 21:54

If I want to wear white mini skirt and belly top I will :)

BoysBoysBoysAndMe · 27/04/2012 21:55

Lol slow.

southeastastra · 27/04/2012 21:57

what are you wearing?

Original poster
Kayano · 27/04/2012 21:59

They are currently playing something my friend tells me is from billy Elliot and te Robinson fruit juice ad and has something to do with t Rex?

They have also played a slow jazzy version of gold digga by Kanye west

My lips are totally numb

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Original poster
Kayano · 27/04/2012 22:01

I am wearing a flowery dress and silver accecories and can't spell drunk but honestly...

Having had a baby 9 weeks ago I look amazeballs. Word.

OP posts:
FeakAndWeeble · 27/04/2012 22:01

'I love to Boogie'

Tuuuuuuune!

RedBlanket · 27/04/2012 22:04

You need a pint of water.

'You're more than a number in my little red book'. Not been to a good wedding in forever.

Pancakeflipper · 27/04/2012 22:06

Don't snog the bridesmaids. It's bad form.

Original poster
Kayano · 27/04/2012 22:08

I don't even get it Confused

The bride books amazing. But the belly top lady is not only wearing a belly top but her Skirt is white and her belly top is black Shock

First proper drink in like a year btw :/

OP posts:
southeastastra · 27/04/2012 22:09

aw leave the poor white belly lady alone, have a good boogie!

slowestwildebeast · 27/04/2012 22:14

yeah it's monochrome! I thought it looked good!