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AIBU?

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Original poster

I am vey drunk and at a wedding AIBU

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 21:33

There is someone next to me who came to the wedding in a white mini skirt and a belly top

AIBU? So wrong.

Ps I am being a quiet respectful drunk in the corner but am dressed fabulously. :D

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 22:17

Noooooo

I just em went apeshit at proud Mary though.

I think I may now be worse than belly top lady Hmm

Shit

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Angelico · 27/04/2012 22:17

I'm with Boys - sounds like she's watched too much Big Fat Gypsy wedding :o

RightBuggerforit · 27/04/2012 22:23

Could you, in fact, be standing next to a mirror? If so, yabu! Otherwise, you are just being awesome! x

ICanTuckMyBoobsInMyPockets · 27/04/2012 22:27

This is brilliant!
I can just picture sitting in a corner giggling at your phone, with one eye closed to focus on your phone.

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 22:33

OH OH OH oH OH

Amongst your hounds of lovin!!!!

I fricking love the futureheads

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BoysBoysBoysAndMe · 27/04/2012 22:41

Please-whatever you do-don't write in the bride and grooms special notebook that's passed round at receptions.

God only knows what you'll write!!

You'll laugh at this tomorrow.

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 22:54

They sad thing is I don't even know them... It's DHs friends... And from work Blush

I work there too ina diff department but on mat leave Blush

Oh dear....
I've somehow managed to get in their weddig pics

Theyll be playing 'who's that bitch?' with me in their old age Blush

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anniedunne · 27/04/2012 22:59

I've had a RUBBISH week - various family crises - but this is so funny. It's like a slightly "off" but compulsive short story. What's happening now ?

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 23:00

'it's like thunder

Lightening

They way you do me is frightening'

That's what's happening now

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anniedunne · 27/04/2012 23:04

Knock on wood. Love it. Sounds like a top wedding.

Original poster
Kayano · 27/04/2012 23:08

Dolly fuckin partin 9-5 wooo

If your reading this... Give blood for MrsDV

Still thinking about it

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RustyKuntz · 27/04/2012 23:17

Best bit of entire thread so far....

"Word" Grin

Brill!

Annunziata · 27/04/2012 23:21

Howling at Dolly fucking Parton Grin

Sookeh · 27/04/2012 23:24

"Who's that bitch" Grin

I needed that laugh, I've had a terrible evening.

Have fun OP!

RedBlanket · 27/04/2012 23:26

Knock on wood and 9 to 5. You lucky cow.

Dare you to request something.

Salmotrutta · 27/04/2012 23:27

Wait until the Birdie Song comes on. For the Grans.

It ain't a proper wedding without that.

Or in my town ...A Fight. Where the Police have to be called.

NorksAreMessy · 27/04/2012 23:29

Oops up side your head

That's coming up next, are you ready?

Salmotrutta · 27/04/2012 23:29

Love this snapshot thread Grin

whomovedmychocolate · 27/04/2012 23:30

Eat something OP.

Salmotrutta · 27/04/2012 23:31

If it's a Scottish Wedding then 500 MILES by The Proclaimers is a legal requirement.

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 23:32

It's a GEORDIE wedding and no proclaimers yet!

'you and me ... Always... And forever!' ATM' BA BA dad da da da da da...

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WorraLiberty · 27/04/2012 23:34

They have also played a slow jazzy version of gold digga by Kanye west

Passive aggressive DJ? Grin

fallenangle · 27/04/2012 23:37

My mental picture is of substantial thighs below, and a substantial belly above, the white mini. Such a fashion faux pas. Everyone knows that it should be a black mini with a white belly top.

MirrorballMoon · 27/04/2012 23:37

Ask the DJ if he's got any Kylie. Go on.

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Kayano · 27/04/2012 23:40

I can't aske for Kylie.. Then they would
Realise I'm here. I thin I danced with father of the bride and the guy who people love to make fun of at DH work :D

Someone tried to tell me something and said 'don't tell DH'

I remember thinking 'yeah right' and now I've bloody forgotten it! Argh...

Mr bright side atm

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