I am vey drunk and at a wedding AIBU

[Kayano]

There is someone next to me who came to the wedding in a white mini skirt and a belly top

AIBU? So wrong.

Ps I am being a quiet respectful drunk in the corner but am dressed fabulously. :D

Made me this one.

Hope you get through the day ok. Try to puke in the toilet and not in the sink please.

Update.

I called my mother and she rescued the baby. God knows what the fook I would ha e done if she cried apart from winced and silently cried lol.

Just got up 1pm

Have also now washed my face lol. Poor DH

Fry up. Now. Then more sleep. Always works for me. Always.

:) grease and salt and sugar are your friends, full ft coke, apple and fry up.

Lucky you to have such a lovely Mum and MIL.
I loved your thread last night.
I always find a coke or something to start the day, then a bacon sandwich a bit later.
And doze as much as you can.
What time is baby coming back?

This had my stitches last night. I salute you Kayano

2pm so just trying to get myself together lol. Eating chicken nuggets and red bull have choc digestives too lol

God I went to a fit4life fat club before the wedding yesterday

Fail!

had me in stitches.not had my stitches.WTF!

Sounds like a brilliant night!

love this thread!

Have you posted the pictures? We must see the skirt, belly top combination, we must!

I haven't. Not hot a pic of belly top but just of me dancing a bit badly :/ I'm obv scared to post them in case I'm outed

glances around

The bride is a mother! She might be here!

We lived every moment with you, you can't deny us the pics.

Brilliant thread.

I used to love a Big Mac once I started my recovery period, which wasn't necessarily when I woke up usually hours later

I just wish I could bloody well just be sick instead of feeling sick. Never thought an empty toilet bowl would leave me
So disappointed.

The baby has been kind to me and has slept at least

Kayano Consider another wee drinkie. You'll either feel better or throw up and feel better.

This has made me giggle so much I dropped my phone and actually broke mumsnet on it!!! My DH thinks I'm insane sitting here giggling so much it hurts!! (had an op on Monday and it hurts to laugh!)
Haven't had a night like that in ages!!!!!!

I agree, Glass of wine, Nice chinese and get snuggled up with a blanket on the sofa watching Patch Adams or something else mellow.