I am vey drunk and at a wedding AIBU

[Kayano]

There is someone next to me who came to the wedding in a white mini skirt and a belly top

AIBU? So wrong.

Ps I am being a quiet respectful drunk in the corner but am dressed fabulously. :D

i have a bottle of wine in me and I am listening to the man in the mirror

The theme from The Great Escape - always a good one for a wedding (not)

If the white belly lady just wore her outfit to the evening party, sounds fine. Not so great if she wore it to the church service or ceremony, though.

It's amazing how quickly you sober up when BIL offers to pick
You up

I may have told him how I cleared the bedroom before I eft so I could just get in the house and shag his Brother

Oh dear

At the Tyne tunnel. About 3 minutes for my house

smells armpits

Snurk at
'thunder

Lightening

They way you do me is frightening'

Any Abba? We need Abba.

Kayano, thank you SO much for bringing the wedding to Mumsnet! It was fab

Loved all the songs - that DJ must be nearly as old as me!

Bet you didn't shag DH.

Kayano, I bloody well love you!

Hope the hangover isn't too bad in the morning...

The most bollocksed I have ever been in my entire life was when on my first night out a couple of months after having my first child. Jesus H... fourteen years later and I still cringe and curl up in a little ball at the thought.

If only t?interweb had been around for me to unleash my pissed up worst back then.

This is bringing back awful memories of a wedding last weekend... I bought an ankle length red silk calvin klein dress and a black shawl and fascinator... I was really pleased with how I looked... Till we pulled up outside a catholic church where every other woman seemed to be wearing head veils. I found a black shrug cardigan in the car and wore that, but it framed my cleavage rather than hiding it. i tried to wrap the shawl over them, but it was see through. Never felt so out of place in my life... Added to which, the only other people in silk were the bridesmaids. Oh, and I didn't even know the bride and groom (dh's friends). I obviously don't get out enough and totally misjudged my outfit :( maybe miniskirt lady did the same and was blushing to her roots too...

Love this

How's your head, OP?

ships that should have been HOW'S YOUR HEAD OP!

Fuckin hell. Mil is dropping the baby off at 8.30 and im still drunk it seems

I never had hangovers before the bairn but
OOOWWWWWW headache

And no I did not shag DH

Sad Kayano

Lol

Oh dear kayano, but at least you had fun.

Mean mean MIL for dropping baby off so early!

Could DH look after the baby?

DH is seemingly in a coma

Mil is really nice but going to a funeral so baby getting dropped
Off early.

Just looked in mirror...

Mascara... All over my face. Urgh

Sounds like a fab night!

excellent thread!

Sounds like you had a great night apart from the absence of giving DH a seeing to now comes the payment. Get some paracetamol, water and food inside you. It's going to be a long day.