to think that this self absorbed woman actually isn't that attractive???

[RachelHRD]

Ugly on the inside and the outside......

Its alright eand they wouldnt talk to you.
She would want to spare you the pain of your jealousy eating away at you.

She nice like that.

If she lives in the middle of rural France it could be that she's the 'only woman dans le village' anyway and automatically the most attractive.

She's probably got invites to talk shoes throughout the English speaking world. Not bad for a shoddily written bit of crap.

shows not shoes

Those will be free shoes Sue, given by an admirer.

I think her 'talk show' potential is limited because she's clearly making most of it up, and not really in an interesting way.

Turning on the DM and the way it produces features would be good value, though.

Talk show potential also limited due to her not actually having any charisma or character.

Eamon thought she was a twat and Ruth was very annoyed with her.
Not a roaring success was it?

Samantha love...it's not us, it's you.

Trying to think who would be a good person to interview her. Wonder what the women on BBC Breakfast would ask?

That Carole bird from Loose Women would probably make for quite uncomfortable viewing.

Julie Burchill
Mwah ha ha

I wonder how she would get on with Katie Hopkins?

I wold beg Caroline Aherne to reawaken Mrs Merton for this one.

Failing that, I'd let Emily Maitliss have a crack at her.

I'd like to see a blend of TV genre and see Judge Judy have a go at interviewing her.

Possibly if the ugly French neighbours decide to sue for some sort of defamation of character through the medium of American reality TV.

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2125464/Samantha-Brick-exclusive-pictures-The-Im-beautiful-woman-sparked-internet-sensation.html Now the DM are reporting her being on This Morning. i am confused.

Arrrgh. I'm not arsed about the article now but how many fecking times does she have to tell us she lives in France.

Does she live in France?

She may do. If so she's keeping it quiet.

Question. And I maaaaaaay have tried to ring in to ask this.

If French women are so self confident and happy with their looks, why do they all see you as a threat and do the daggers if their poor 'Ubbies dare talk to La Brique.

Stratters tried to ring This Morning

Have you seen their facebook page? I am astounded they ever find anything they can read out on air.

Makes Nuthunz look cerebral.

I did

Will I be blackballed now? Defrocked? Whatever it is.

You can be in my gang. I am always calling shows. I have been on Matthew Wright a few times and Vanessa Feltz remembered my name the last time I called.

I have a bit of thing going on with a mate of mine, how many times we can get on phone ins.

I am winning. I was on Eddie Nestor last week.
The prize is Jezza Kyle.

We can but dream....

I still think a Mumsnet outing to JK would be amazeballs.

I think JK would have a heart attack.

Imagine as he shouted at yet another downtrodden, betrackied woman and 100 MNers stood up and declared 'how dare you oppress that woman! Back off you bastard'

Then they would proceed to tell him in various ways just how Unreasonable he really was.

And woe betide any of those scunners who tried to tell their wimmin it was their fault he slept with their sister.

Carnage.

i go between feeling she's a bonkers mare to feeling a bit sorry for her. she probably just took an idea knowing how the DM loves this shite and wrote some crap to get published and is now having to deal with the fall out. or she is fiendishly manipulative and totally wanted and planned for all this furore and is laughing up her sleeve and rubbing her hands at how well it all worked. Mmmm... really can't decide.