Matthew Wright - Wouldja? Couldja?

[HugeFurryWishingStool]

Shouldja?

How about: Matthew Wright or Jeremy Kyle?

You have to choose one of them, or Ronnie Corbett gets plugged.

I'd have to let Ronnie die

Ronnie will be missed

I don't know what MW looks like, only know he exists from reading here, but someone on the other thread said he's like JK? If he is, then I reckon the world will just have to manage without Ronnie. I'd rather do Ronnie Corbett than JK come to think of it, RC is sweet and funny and comes across as a really nice man.

Ooh the 'either or' game.

very that's not an option. You must choose.

I'd have to say that under normal circumstances, I would't. But given the game, I'd choose MW over JK.

Jezza has access to all the DNA tests you could ever need

Poor old Ronnie gets it. I would rather grate my eyeballs than even be in the same room as JK or MW.

Would JK be your choice then Furry?

JK- i'd like to see his menacing face as he drilled me

WhaleOil!!!

MW probably only has a tiny todger, what harm could it do?

I would rather use my broken pencil My ear drums could not take JK. I could not look at mushy face. Is Corbet that old short bloke?

yes but he's not on the menu, MWBMP

Give it to me babeh

You know that menacing look he gives people when he tells them to 'put something on the end of it' or 'get off your backside and provide for the kids you keep making'
mmmmm

Farewell. Ronnie. You will be missed.

I'll go for Kyle - his 'almost there' face would be less unpleasant I reckon.

Jezza wants some sexual contact

thanks for that Purple!

How would we all feel, if we heard on the news tonight that Ronnie had died. The power of mumsnet.

MW is a bastard - the way he used to make snide comments about his ex wife on live tv and always slating those who have children. Arsehole

Ah the classic game of "shag or shag?".

Hours of fun.

Giving the option of refusing and causing the death of Ronnie Corbett is a mistake though - the rules should be that you HAVE to choose one of them and explain why. Shudder.

I say Jezza, because er... He's marginally less revolting? Maybe? But if he calls me 'sweets' the deal's off. Boke.

Matthew Wright - imagine what he could do with those crazy animated hands!

Jezza is a bad man. I'm waiting for something horrid to be unearthed about him...this will happen.

I wouldn't touch either of them with YOUR fanjo!

I'd do Ronnie Corbett.

At least he'd die happy (ish - I'm not that good)

Also me and DH have a running joke that when he is backstage being dead intense, one on one, Jezza often looks like he is about to go in for a (really inappropriate) snog. We refer to this imaginary kiss-swoop as going for "the full Jezza".

Not that we watch Jeremy Kyle you understand.