Matthew Wright - Wouldja? Couldja?

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Shouldja?

How about: Matthew Wright or Jeremy Kyle?

You have to choose one of them, or Ronnie Corbett gets plugged.

Ronnie's had a good innings?

One of my friends met him in a professional capacity once and said he was really rude and arsey.

Me: Was he a little short?

Kennyp I just inhaled a chocolate button at "put something on the end of it."

I bet; he's got a gazillion kids already.

Bearing in mind that I have not watched a JK show in over four years, but seem to recall JK was quite tall and did look quite attractive in the picture that was posted upthread, I'm going for JK.
That picture of MW, the only visual reference I have ever had of him, was quite frankly minging and scary.

I really like MW and i totally'get' him. I think he would be an interesting partner.

JK better looking and I would go as far to say that if he was a normal man in a bar i'd think he was ok for his age . HE is a twat though.

miss verinder. I do apologise. What a horrendous waste of a chocolate button (my favourite)

Funny funny thread people!

JK for me.
He would be angry before and also during and then afterwards he would be judgemental and shouty and then he would start to cry.

Sounds like a lovely romantic assignation. Can't wait.

I'd have to say Matthew , have always found him quite attractive but would never to admit that to anyone in RL!

He does look quite similar to my DH so when my DS was a toddler he used to point to the TV and say "Daddy!"

Yoooooo hooooooooooooooooo! MW research people! Over here!

Who's betting this won't make it onto his show? "MNers would rather kill off national treasure than do either MW or JK"

Ronnie Corbett, you'll be missed

Does it have to be either/or - can't I have both?

Imagine being the filling in that sandwich - yummy!

Actually, we could include Ronnie too - we could probably use him as a dildo!

I'd have to pick Jeremy, because Matthew looks like one of those awful wind-up monkey toys the Victorians used to like, that banged cymbals together and had scary teeth and manky hair (apologies to the lookalike DH mentioned up thread).

At least JK looks like he's had a bath, I could rely on him to put something on the end of it before he got going and he has Graham to provide me with some counselling afterwards.

Matthew only has hairy Eric to provide a bit of comfort (and perhaps a complimentary coffee in a TWS mug).

Plus, if JK promised to shout "You're a dirty little liar" at the crucial moment I think I might quite like it

Ronnie, I hope you appreciate the sacrifices us MNers are prepared to make for you.

Hairy Eric? I'm sure I only typed Eric, don't know where the hairy bit came from.

he's anything but hairy

I know!

Although his eyebrows and arms give the impression of him being hairier than he actually is.

And if the choice was between Eric and Matthew, I'd pick Eric.

I do like The Wright Stuff, but always cringe when that Kirsty girl proclaims 'it's sexual Friday' what does it even mean?!

Yes, but the choice would never be Eric and Matthew, NoOne because that would be too easy. The whole point is that, under normal circumstances, you wouldn't consider either.

Eric is rather cute!

would definitely choose old Matteus over Eric

when that Kirsty girl proclaims 'it's sexual Friday' what does it even mean?!

It means that as MW won't be on our TV screens for 2 whole days, the entire nation can erase him from their memory and start getting horny again.

Oh and I'd do JK - he's hot and I have sex dreams about him

I know. Choosing between Eric and Matthew is like choosing between Eddie Izzard's Cake or Death.

Matthew Wright or Peter Stringfellow???

What about Peter Barlow or Ken Barlow?

I think I'd have to do Peter Stringfellow.

bleeeeeeeuuuuuuurrrrrrgggggghhhh

(oh and Peter Barlow is lush compared to Kenneth)

MW or PS? MW.