Matthew Wright - Wouldja? Couldja?

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Shouldja?

How about: Matthew Wright or Jeremy Kyle?

You have to choose one of them, or Ronnie Corbett gets plugged.

I'd rather sit on my thumb!

JK would go at it like that horrible scene in American Psycho, I reckon. Flexing his nonexistent muscles at the mirror, whilst reading you dna results and shouting at you.

MW strikes me as a crier.

Sorry Ronnie.

Errr ... neither. Sorry Ronnie.

Is PS wearing a thong? As that sends my heart aflutter...

The depravity of MN never fails to amaze me.

Sick. It's sickness in your heads

can't type, too busy trying to keep the bile down

i'd rather eat my feet

you sick, sick people.

"when that Kirsty girl proclaims 'it's sexual Friday' what does it even mean?!" Most definitely a case of MW/his researchers (yeah, whatever) spending too much time on MN and doing a daytime version of Friday night Bumsex.

I'd do Matthew but Jezzer-no way!

I have limited knowledge of either (that's a plus on the American side :o) but I think I'd have to say Jez.

He wouldn't be allowed to speak though, and I would need to shut my eyes and dream of Kevin Durand

Personnel departments & Oxbridge interview panels have probably noted OP's question for future use

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If I take Ronnie instead, does that invert the entire principle, thereby precipitating the demise of both Wrighty and Jezza?

Ha - excellent point,HFWS!

Just googled Matthew wright to see what he looks like. Not much of a choice is it. I would have to say Jezza as long as we could do it doggy style so I didn't have to look at him.

I'd phone up Edwina Currie and tell her that it was Mrs Thatcher's life hanging in the balance. Job done.

Looks like Ronnie is live and well

I would do Jezza, so that just before he got stuck in I could shout, "PUT SOMETHING ON THE END OF IT".

Also because his little wrinkly gnome face is quite sweet.