Matthew Wright - Wouldja? Couldja?

[HugeFurryWishingStool]

Shouldja?

How about: Matthew Wright or Jeremy Kyle?

You have to choose one of them, or Ronnie Corbett gets plugged.

If I take Ronnie instead, does that invert the entire principle, thereby precipitating the demise of both Wrighty and Jezza?

erm somehow do not think your all thinking same as me I was going to say yes and then realise your not talking about slapping some sense into him

I'll have to go for Good ol Jezza I think.

Wouldnt want Ronnie's death on my hands.

Eww no. He's like a characature - or however you spell it!

Now jack or max branning, that's more like it!

This is sooo hard. I think it would have to be MW, and I would take the post coital opportunity to re educate him wrt Mumsnet. He said last week that we lack intelligence and are foul mouthed. Yet his researchers spend so much time here, acquiring ideas for his show. I'll give him foul mouthed though - that was pretty accurate

I quite like MW . There's a twinkle in those eyes. Yes please!

MW was having a rant about mn again today, I just watched the repeat, there is a thread in Chat about it all.

and it's goodbye from him...

MW. I think it'd be over quicker.

ronnie

I'd put a smile on Ronnie's face before either of those two got anywhere near me.........ewwwwwwwwwwww

JK for sure. I wouldn't be able to resist the temptation to smack MW upside the heed.

I must be the only woman on MN who actually finds MW attractive then. Something appealing about an intelligent, opinionated man. I agree with his politics too. And the stuff he says about kids is jokey. He's taking the piss out of you obviously

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL

[chokes on toast at old bag o'spanners face being called attractive and intelligent]

Intelligent and Mathew Wright don't belong in the same sentence, Lottie. I think you must have MW confused with an actual human being.

JK wouldn't even make it if he was the last man on Earth. And I don't need to take a lie detector test to prove that!

So, on that basis it would have to be MW. But on 2 conditions - it was from behind and he didn't speak (or make any noise come to that ).

I like Ronnie and wouldn't want to see him dead

Got to be JK - MW is like JKs ugly spitting image puppet!

"MW is like JKs ugly spitting image puppet!"

Bet MW doesn't quote that on his show this morning!

Gads. Thinking of any of them with an erect penis is highly disturbing. But thanks for putting that image in my head!

Brain bleach required asap

I am going to put myself out there and say I actually don't mind JK and I think he is not that bad looking

At least jezza would put something on the end of it.

Matthew wright wouldnt stop gurning.

Jezza - you're in. Literally.

JK. But I'd have to make him cry first.

The only reason MW goes on about MN all the time is to increase his profile on tinternet. It is entirely calculated.