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AMIB to hate Aemon Holmes with such a passion...

117 replies

MateyMooo · 03/02/2012 10:32

that i'll put my foot through the screen if i cant find the flicker....

He's so bloody smug

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AitchTwoOhOneTwo · 03/02/2012 10:33

yamib

ChaosTrulyReigns · 03/02/2012 10:34

que?

MateyMooo · 03/02/2012 10:34

and his simpering wife fucks me off too....

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tethersend · 03/02/2012 10:35

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: Eamonn Holmes is a massive cunt.

aldiwhore · 03/02/2012 10:35

Y don't U... turn off the TV and go do something instead? In the words of my fave programe from my yoof.

Saying that, I'm just as guilty of watching him, getting enraged and keeping right on watching him.

YANBU, or YAB as unreasonable as me.

imoanruby · 03/02/2012 10:36

YANBU I can't stand him either!

TurkeyBurgerThing · 03/02/2012 10:36

He's ok isn't he? He's miles better than that Madeley CUNTFUCKCOCKWANK bloke.

MateyMooo · 03/02/2012 10:37

aldiwhore I'd rather lick out the bowl of the toilet than watch him...

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VajazzleMyFoof · 03/02/2012 10:39

He really irritates me. I do have a soft spot for Madeley and wish he was still on this morning.
Hes nice for an older bloke.

mojitomania · 03/02/2012 10:43

Is he now doing the stint with Holly? He's a bit of a bore but wouldn't go so far as wanting to kick the telly in. Recon they should get Keith Lemon to pair up with her instead, now that WOULD be interesting Grin

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 10:46

Yay a thread devoted to it. It can replace this

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 10:46

So far there is Ruth and Doughface, NatCass and Jeremy Kyle is now on. Angry

MateyMooo · 03/02/2012 11:00

i just read the other thread... i rest my case!

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Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 11:03

Gaby Roslin. Angry

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 11:05

FFS a 'Bunion Clinic'? They are spoiling us today. Hmm

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 11:09

Ooh close up of people's feet. I have gone off my Jaffa Cakes...

RobinSparkles · 03/02/2012 11:12

What's AMIB? Yanbu!

I'd love to slap him. Hard. Round his wobbly chops.

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 11:12

Did you hear his political analysis of Chris Huhne's being charged?

'Ooooh, he's right in trouble, there, now.'

It was like listening to my mad old gran crapping on.

Chris Huhne has resigned as Energy Secretary by the way, if anyone's interested. Clearly Eamonn and his fucking wife aren't.

cjbk1 · 03/02/2012 11:19

You could spell it rights before you critcise (rolls eyes)

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 11:21

Yes, OP, you needs to spell it rights before you critcise. Grin

EnjoyResponsibly · 03/02/2012 11:25

I hate him with the heat of a nova. I hate his hair, his voice, his attitude, his smug Pilsbury doughboy face, his fat gut and the way he wears his fat jackets. Don't mind his missus, but I assume she's barking because why else would you marry such an obvious, odious twunt?

cjbk1 · 03/02/2012 11:26

you know what clever clogs iv just gone to the trouble to come on my pc to remove my post just for petty people like you thankyou very much dear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EnjoyResponsibly · 03/02/2012 11:27

It's I've

lilbitneurotic · 03/02/2012 11:28

Oh the irony!

ABatInBunkFive · 03/02/2012 11:29

lol at cjbk1 taking issue with spelling.....

I do not think you are in any way U, there is something about him that makes me want to do the same and the story about him and her she'd just given birth gives me the boak every time i see them