AMIB to hate Aemon Holmes with such a passion...

[MateyMooo]

that i'll put my foot through the screen if i cant find the flicker....

He's so bloody smug

Yeah y'are! Either his mam or Ruth!

erm what about switching the telly off and if you have a child at home , interacting with them or somefink

He is terrible, but why do they keep wheeling out John Stapleton at every opportunity....Just dreadful!!

I am ironing sub.

Im not bloody Ruth either. Im 29 you cheeky mare.
Submarine mine r outside playing in the sandpit. Lovely weather for it.

Hot trifle?

Sorry, not serious Sue. I should've added a or but forgot!

I thought he had got MN taken off the internet there for a minute.

Erm how about no submarine, do you often feel the need to tell other people what to do? If it's offer random suggestions day i have a few.

Goodo Robin

I may do ironing, I am that bloody cold. Nothing else would tempt me into the pointless thankless nonsense except that I cannot feel my fingers.

They are going to hurry the cooking lady up in a minute. She is too 'explainy'.

I want to iron but my 11 month old won't sleep.

Me ironing + her around = accident waiting to happen!

Oh and Sub where are your kids whilst you are mumsnetting then???

And interact? With my child? Nooo, I'd much rather MN

while she plays with the plug sockets

I think submarine may have been one of the kids off Why Don't You...

Of course, she'll have missed that, being off doing Wholesome Worthy Stuff and all.

She may have Sue, but I didn't.

Eamonn Holmes, for example...

(why has no-one done this yet?)

What is AMIB?

His name is 'Dough Face' really.

Am I the only person in the world who likes him?!

Bugger. It's barely lunchtime and I've looked at wolef porn, been told to fuck off and reported.
Ah well.

YAsoNBU.. The commissioners for ThisMorning must have completely lost the plot when booking EH. Odious, dull, full of self importance and totally lacking in empathy. Every question he asks, borders on inappropriate. Really can't stand him!
And as for her ! mutton dressed as lamb and the lightened hair is very ageing.

And yes, Hairynigel, you are. They will have to set up a support group of one for you.

yes Nigel you are !

Go and eat your fucking lunch Sue and fuck off. Im reporting you too.

You got all 3 together then

When you slag someone off its better if you spell their name right.