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AMIB to hate Aemon Holmes with such a passion...

117 replies

MateyMooo · 03/02/2012 10:32

that i'll put my foot through the screen if i cant find the flicker....

He's so bloody smug

OP posts:
SuePurblybilt · 03/02/2012 12:48

Excellent. TWO fuck offs, TWO reports (that I know of Wink) but you forgot the wolef porn Vajazz?

Hairynigel · 03/02/2012 12:50

Oh but he's so funny, I love how inappropriate he is!

ABatInBunkFive · 03/02/2012 12:51

Better perhaps but by no means essential. Wink

Nigel no i think his wife likes him and there was someone kicking about who i think had a problem with those of us who dislike him, they seemed rather unhinged a tad upset, three makes rather a nice size for a support group i'd suggest a name but i may get reported for it. Wink

VajazzleMyFoof · 03/02/2012 12:53

Ok. Go and fucking fuck off and look at the Wolef porn you fucker. I am now going to report you AGAIN. Smile

Hairynigel · 03/02/2012 12:54

Well I think you're all total weirdo's for hating the legend that is Mr Holmes. I want all of you to give your head a shake. Now.

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 12:54

Apostrophe alert Hairy. Grin

SuePurblybilt · 03/02/2012 12:55

Arf at Vajazzle. You didn't learn them words from This Morning, now didja?

I don't think his wife likes him, she looks morto most of the time. But there was someone who did get upset that we slagged him, you're right Bat.

VajazzleMyFoof · 03/02/2012 12:56

Nope. Jeremy Kyle of course you fuckwit.

RobinSparkles · 03/02/2012 12:57

Vajazzle I apologise. I got your identity wrong. It appears that Hairynigel is actually Ruth (or Eamon's mum).

Clownsarescary · 03/02/2012 13:00

Are 'yous' all in a bad mood today or what? Is it the cold? :)

Thank you is two words not one Grin

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 13:33

I have just carried three bags of supplies back from Asda, on foot. Of course I'm ina bad mood. I could only manage to carry three bottle of wine amidst all the fucking food for the kids.

SuePurblybilt · 03/02/2012 13:36

I have given up wine and Nice Carbs. I am in a filthy mood.
Linerunner, why is your name? I have never seen an explanation of yours. Football, Johnny Cash or summit else?

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 13:45

Football, SuePurb.

Do you remember the Sian Massey incident? She who ran the line and was slagged off by the male commentators for basically being female, but who played a superb game and is a fucking brilliant line runner?

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 13:46

(So if I namechange to Sian Massey you will know it is me. Wink )

SuePurblybilt · 03/02/2012 13:49

No. No I do not remember Grin. But I am glad to know, thank you.

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 13:50

But it was famous.

SuePurblybilt · 03/02/2012 13:52

I do vaguely recall the sexist comments uproar but I am a sport numpty and have the memory of a windfall apple.

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 13:55

It was Andy Gray and Richard Keys.

Anyway, that's the story. I can tell you're gripped to the knickers, as they say round here.

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 13:56

What thread is this?

Sparklingbrook · 03/02/2012 13:57

We were originally being offended by Doughface Holmes. Grin

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 14:04

Oh yes. He is a thick fuck.

submarine · 03/02/2012 14:35

oops I m a bit late, I was on my coffee break at work, you know that thing people do to pay tax to support those who cant be bothered.

SuePurblybilt · 03/02/2012 14:42

I know work, I have a good job.
With the apostrophe preservation council. Tough times.

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 15:03

I have a job, too, although I doubt it look that way.

LineRunner · 03/02/2012 15:03

looks

feck

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