AMIB to hate Aemon Holmes with such a passion...

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that i'll put my foot through the screen if i cant find the flicker....

He's so bloody smug

linerunner I think Aemon had something to say about Sian Massey, being an expert on Manchester Utd, which outranks all other footballing opinons.

I don't remember exactly what it was but it was, erm, insightful .

Aemon probably drooled about how pretty Sian Massey is 'considering' she's an assistant referee, until Ruth threw him a blistering look.

Work? Tax? I know not what you mean.

It's hard work collecting my giro, is that what you mean? I have to walk a mile.

I'm just teasing, although I don't go to work. I SAH with 11 month old while 4 year old at school. We have a family business.

Line why did you bother with the food .

Clownsarescary, I have to admit that much of the food was chocolate and pastry-based.

Line oh, I understand that then :)

And burgers. There were burgers in there.

I used to hate the Madeley til I found out his favourite word was "fuckadoodle"

Is that what he cries when mounting Judy?

.."oof" maybe...it was when he did a really good picture with fuzzy felt of Eamon Holmes. Used up all the pieces - he had a ballet dancer on his head..he couldnt manage a likeness of him with etcha sketch.

Are you on drugs?

Why is John Stapleton terrible ? He is a very good journalist who has dealt with many serious issues in the past.

I don't know.

I like John Stapleton and his wife Lynn Faulds Wood.

Vajazzle Aemon clearly never dashed anywhere.

I hate Gloria Hunniford and that Denise Robertson for their completely unconvincing warmth and compassion.

Why can't other people see it, dammit?

Thank the lord that Phil's back on this morning. I can't begin to imagine how hideous Aemon would be with the articulate acid attack victim.

And Dawn French is on later. Yay!