If you post exclusively here

[Honeydragon]

in AIBU

are you a smelly poo bum head wank badger?

Wank Badger

Fairie, is that a statement that you are a wank badger?

Unreasonable, so you will read other topics if they are in Active Convos?

I do read and comment on topics in other sections - but I do always start here.

I don't think I am smelly though...

Hang on...

Oh, just put me down as a yes.

Well I never thought you'd ask.

Affirmative.

Ok Oakmaiden You can be a occasional and actually quite pleasantly fragrant wank badger

I'm all of the above but with a side order of 'lazy cahh'

I bookmarked MN when I was on this page so that's what comes up when I click it.

Well I think you are being very, very, very unreasonable. I think your post is just ridiculous, and to come on here and make insinuating comments about nice gentle people who like giving useful advice on AIBU is totally unfair.

And then all your mumsnet "friends" [sneer] come along and fucking well agree with you the wankers or if they don't you do a shout-out on facebook to get them to all appear.

You are nest of bjullying bjitching vipers and I for one am going back to Netmums where I can be myself without being attacked.

I did a whole month where I avoided AIBU, was boring interesting

...or eau de badger?

Ohhh, LeQueen, you are back .

I wondered why you weren't on the front door thread, with the exact F&B colour chart translations.

I just have the attention span of a gnat. AIBU is the Quality Street of mumsnet: bright, colourful and full of variety and too much makes you feel sick

I'm the same as LeQueen.

Active convo 99.9 percent of the rime unless it's a really boring slow night.

Relationships first before AIBU

I'm no common thrill seeker, no siree

I'm not a wank badger however I may be a feisty bitch cat

I like a few other bits of MN for when I'm in less of a bad mood.

What do you get if you cross a wank badger and a sock puppet?

definitely more badgers than not

and LeQ, who is too much of a Lady to be a badger

Maryz

Mitmoo?