If you post exclusively here

[Honeydragon]

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are you a smelly poo bum head wank badger?

Oh, chaos was being a wank badger odd here.

It was just before she asked us all our mother's maiden names and our pin numbers, just for spreadsheet purposes, you know .

I don't so no, YANBVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVU

Where is trills anyway?

This should be in chat.

my front door is painted in Wheel Barrow FYI and the walls in Clock Tower White

There is such a thing as a lady badger, you know. How do you think baby badgers happen?

oh and the window frames in Pointing like the rest of the woodwork, in and out.

My front door is white, probably by Dulux.

yes Annie but they are lady badgers, not Lady badgers

Oh :(

I used to know about biology n stuff, but I forgot.

Foxy Lady?

Can I be tena lady

What about a honey badger? I'm always on here first, with occasional forays into education and relationships.

Does the dance with the two-fingered ears to Jimi Hendrix

Foxy Laydeee

Don't be silly MrsB24. They have twins, WankSock and BadgerPuppet.

Personally, I'd be happy to take on BadgerPuppet. He sounds cute, a bit like <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=badger+puppet&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1121&bih=686&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6KY4HnmJVOX81M:&imgrefurl=www.cambridgeeducationaltoys.com/index.php%3Fmain_page%3Dindex%26cPath%3D4_5_207&docid=ttHbMUFMeaZUCM&imgurl=www.cambridgeeducationaltoys.com/images/Badger%252520Puppet%252520My%252520First%252520Puppet%252520by%252520The%252520Puppet%252520Company.jpg&w=350&h=431&ei=ys8IT4-nGMSyhAeaq4CUCQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=303&sig=116338655759963393129&page=1&tbnh=168&tbnw=135&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=97&ty=67" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this WankSock, on the other hand <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.ie/imgres?q=badger+puppet&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1121&bih=686&tbm=isch&prmd=imvns&tbnid=6KY4HnmJVOX81M:&imgrefurl=www.cambridgeeducationaltoys.com/index.php%3Fmain_page%3Dindex%26cPath%3D4_5_207&docid=ttHbMUFMeaZUCM&imgurl=www.cambridgeeducationaltoys.com/images/Badger%252520Puppet%252520My%252520First%252520Puppet%252520by%252520The%252520Puppet%252520Company.jpg&w=350&h=431&ei=ys8IT4-nGMSyhAeaq4CUCQ&zoom=1&iact=rc&dur=303&sig=116338655759963393129&page=1&tbnh=168&tbnw=135&start=0&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0&tx=97&ty=67" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">well, erm

2 episiotomies here and my pelvic floor is like a colander....

god bless you Waynes World

Not ici en Ecosse

more "fawksi laidi"

excellent pelvic floor here, trampolines scare me not