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are you a smelly poo bum head wank badger?

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LeQ

To make people without them slightly concerned you might me superior in some way?

How did we get onto pelvic floors? My computer kept hanging at the Wank Sock .

Mine's shot, btw. Nothing to do with children, I think it's old age .

I just love the term wank badger

be not me

Can't think of a single one LeQ

Other than DS bought me the box set of the Tudors for my birthday.

That's it.

I've shredded my vaj for a box set of the Tudors......

Well DCs do justify the owning of a dishwasher

They come and visit you in old people's homes.

In fact, when mine fight, I tell them they'll be glad of each other when I'm old so they can say "It's your turn to visit mum".

They have to visit. Because they hope to inherit. And if you have more than one you can play them off against each other and threaten to disinherit them.

It's not Jonny I want, it's the one that plays Brandon.

For him I'd have a nip n tuck

my ds does a good foot massage

My ds bought me a Christmas present.

Which is more than dh did .

Admittedly I told him not to (cos we are broke) but that isn't the point.

YY to the Duke of Suffolk, he was a bit of a shit IRL though, However in the wildly inaccurate series he is utterly gorgeous so I don't care.

Am quite very obsessed with all things Tudor

After dh bought me a bathmat last year, he had to seriously buck his ideas up. So he asked the children what they wanted to get me

God bless my Ds

Exactly. I want to see the pretty people having sex, dressed up in fab costumes, is that so wrong?

He married his ward, who was a child and was supposed to be betrothed to his son.