Ear hole wanking

[OhLordyBe]

DH puts his little finger in his ear and then waggles it furiously.

It revolts me.

I would quite happily defenestrate him if i could get him close enough to an upstairs window.

You're very easily revolted.

Oh My, there's a whole lot of mental images I'm not going to get rid of quickly

Pass the brain bleach...

My sister does this. It's like she's putting her brain on spin cycle.

Although I have many more disgusting habits.

....And yes, rush, I have to admit that my first thought was, 'But how does it fit ?'

My dad does this with his car key !

I have just been sick in my mouth

The vigorous ear waggling? I thought all men did that.

I have just looked up "defenestrate". What a brilliant word! I can already think of numerous applications for it...

I do it, it's nice

i thought this would be about someone wanking through a stretched ear piercing hole.

now that would be a fetish and a half.

I do this..have itchy ears a lot
also do gutteral roar that scratches back of throat ..that sound v pleasant
along with fierce nose blowing

delightful

I My Dad does that.

It feels nice apparently

Defenestrate is rather good i think.

I don't get to use it often enough

I like to put cold metal things in my ear on the sly like the handle of a teaspoon

It's very satisfying. I throw the spoon away then.

Of course.

My late DFIL used to root about in his ear with a kirby grip, then examine the end to see how much wax he'd managed to garner.

I thought i has missed a new mumsnet thing

bum-sex Friday
earwanking Tuesday

I used to work with girl who would ear wank then suck her finger- no word of a lie

My boss does this. In the office. A lot. He sits next to me and it is, as the OP says, revolting.

AF I look after a lady that pulls out her hearing aids and smells them periodically

I also have very itchy ears, like eczema, but didn't know until way into adulthood that itching them in public was socially unacceptable

Now I just squirm.

I knew someone who would smell his dental floss after flossing.

Oh dear.

oooooh but it feels soooo good.

when you've got that itch in the middle of your brain. love it.

such pleasure can also be had with a cotton bud in the ear... mmmmm

Is it nasal sex tomorrow?

Fuck nose.

tethersjinglebellend

Make him get his tragus pierced. It'll soon put an end to it as I've found from bitterly frustrated experience.

Crikey