To be outraged at this so-called MOTHER ENDANGERING HER DD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Proudnscary]

A mother turned up at school today on a UNICYCLE with her dd balanced on top of her head!!!!!

AIBU to want slap her/phone the government/tell my mum???

And if you don't agree AIBU I will slap you/phone the government/tell my mum and drip feed lots more information about this dreadful person until I beat you into submisssion OK?

Well, that's my story trumphed. [pout]

How old is her DD? Sounds a bit odd but I am laughing.

Are you sure it was the mother, not the Romanian nanny?

Depends - was she cycling in clown shoes, if so then YANBU?

Bet she had a hand knit jumper on too the feckless gomper

YABU for using all those exclamation and questions marks.

and no i won't fuck off to pedant's corner [tongue out emoticon]

and have a to dunk in your

fancy a cake, OP, i've just bought some lovely fresh cream splits

"So-called mother"?

Is the name rescinded if you are a unicyclist?

I think you are racist against those who choose lesser-wheels forms of transport.

Do you sneer a little when someone goes past in a Robin Reliant?

Report her on that special number you can call to tell them about Bad Mothers. Oh, wait, there isn't one YET!!

YABVU

unicycling is safe as houses unless you are doing simultaneous fire poi...

Oh leave her alone, she obviously has mental health ishoos! And her husband is a gigantic prick that she needs to divorce!

Oi, no fair, I don't see any dripping, yet. No fun without the drip drip.

You need to go snatch her DD and deliver her to ss!

Then go steal her unicycle and send it to me...Ive always wanted one

I saw someone juggling their two month old triplets once. They seemed to be enjoying it, so it's all fine.

Yes, but did she have a cushion on her head? Otherwise it could have been a bit dangerous.

A unicycle? Tsk..... she was lucky... In my day it would have been one roller skate with the ball bearings gone.

thanks I needed cheating up!

Social sevices? It's the circus you should be phoning.

Were they wearing reflective jackets if not YANBU

YABU

Perhaps she couldn't find her crash helmet?

each to their own.

My mate picks his son (5 years old) up on his motorbike. The boy is perfectly perched on the bike, between his dad and the handlebars. He loves it.

There is no law saying children should not ride motorbikes, as I would imagine there are no laws forbidding mums to balance their children on their heads!

If you can carry a heavy water bottle on the head, why not a baby?

When I was pg with ds Dm and dmil conspired and sold my unicycle and bought me a contraption with two wheels and brakes. I'd just about mastered corners too

OrmIrian - the unicycle was on top of a roller skate??!!! OK??????

Whatmeworry - no she had a six inch spike on her head not a cushion

Pagwatch - I am not, despite my name, scary, thank you. I am merely a stridently concerned parent who is frankly DISGUSTED and APPALLED by...by...

Was she juggling at the same time?