To be outraged at this so-called MOTHER ENDANGERING HER DD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Proudnscary]

A mother turned up at school today on a UNICYCLE with her dd balanced on top of her head!!!!!

AIBU to want slap her/phone the government/tell my mum???

And if you don't agree AIBU I will slap you/phone the government/tell my mum and drip feed lots more information about this dreadful person until I beat you into submisssion OK?

The Mummeees on the bus go "OMG!
my PFB
Was et for tea"

:o

If you knew how much a tin of T Rex food costs, you would understand why I like this arrangement!

More drip feed needed please, what was mum wearing, were they on a B road or the dual carriage way, was it raining ?

When I unicycled DD to school on my head without cushions or helmet, I was wearing pink wynciyette nightdress with red patent leggings underneath which were tucked into my faux Uggs.
I only noticed when i got home via the bookies that I still had last nights make up on.

We only used the A57 and the lorries can fuck the fuck off. If the local council won't build a unicycle lane for us, where are we supposed to go?
I did use the pavement when we got to the local nursery schools though.

Oh FFS, so it wasn't even on the motorway? What's all the fuss about!

It is a dual carriageway. I could have taken DD the scenic route on the M6, but Kerry's house is in the opposite direction.

Do you live in Hackney. I believe your story. It could happen here

Oh, I just hate mothers like this. It's all for show. Why can't they just drive their children to school like everybody else?

OP you are being blatantly cyclist.

Proud AND a baldy stripe right down the middle of our heads, which was fun at our sink school, I tell ye!

Fr show here, the children come to school sitting on the ski racks of their Nanny's 4x4. They drag race through the village and have a point system for how many OAPs they can knock off their. Mobility scooters and how many children end up in the hedge.

The nanny with the least number of points arriving at the school with any chldren still on the roof has to do pick up for all the children