To be outraged at this so-called MOTHER ENDANGERING HER DD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Proudnscary]

A mother turned up at school today on a UNICYCLE with her dd balanced on top of her head!!!!!

AIBU to want slap her/phone the government/tell my mum???

And if you don't agree AIBU I will slap you/phone the government/tell my mum and drip feed lots more information about this dreadful person until I beat you into submisssion OK?

Was it Warrington? if so I can only apologise. I thought she'd enjoy it.
Looks like I'll need to shelve my pogo sticking into school tomorrow.

Well, I was thinking of taking the stilts tomorrow. DS will be riding on the lion.

Kreecher - Warrington eh? No doubt you are friends with that appauling Kerry Katona. I can imagine the two of you unicycling and pogo sticking around town juggling her 56 children and God knows how many fruit shoots.

Ta Mme

Sod off tooearly

Knid - only riding the lion? Pathetic, mine sits in the lion's mouth. Get a grip and do it proper like.

Leave the bastard!

Yeah, but mine is a rabid lion. With fleas.

Yes, that'll be us. Dodging the paps in awful Orford which I understand is where she comes from.
Lions mouth? DD has boxing competitions with our pet kangaroo which has really big long scary fingernails.
I've lost count of the number of times she's been sutured by the wool shop lady.

ppfffttttttt

Rock, lions are so last year

DD has hers skinned on her bedroom floor, like a rug

is that too far?

I also have a witch and a wardrobe.

I have an alligator. It sometimes eats DD3 for breakfast, but then spews her out when it's noted that she's rather chewy. I find the tail is rather handy for filing my feet.

tooearly is such a fantasist.

Knid are you, in fact, the witch?

I am, in fact, the witch. How did you guess?

An alligator? Pffff. We have a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He takes up three parking spaces in the school car park but funnily enough nobody dares to say anything.

That's because my terribleosaurus keeps your T Rex in line obviously.

Brilliant :)

YABU There is no law against this - I have checked

Just a hunch, Knid, just a hunch

I may be beaten with your Rex vs. my Alligator. Damn. But my car takes all the P&C spaces in one go. Because I like to piss everyone off at every opportunity. Specially when I have NO children with me. I think it's more fun then.

Don't be ridiculous. Terribleosaurus died out years ago. You are just trying to show off.

No, I am not, honestly. My Terribilosauraus was the model for some of the dinosaurs in Crystal Palace park. True fact.

Anyway, must go, my mate Kerry and me are going to cockend shopping centre soon so I can meet her latest man.
I hope he's got a friend. DH is not living with us at the moment
DD can cook some chips while I'm out and knock herself up some crispy battered haggis while we are out.
She'll be fine, she is 10 after all.

We have a Tyrannosaurus Rex. He takes up three parking spaces in the school car park but funnily enough nobody dares to say anything.

Yes, but whose space does it take up on the bus?

We all went to school on unicycles when we were young, didn't do us any harm. Can't see what all the fuss is about.

I did see some unicycle type things for sale in Toys are us yesterday. DD was thriled to be on one that wasn't school transport.

It takes up all the spaces on the bus. Even the driver has to walk.

Wilson Frickett do you and your siblings have big red hooters and oversized feet?

It takes up all the spaces on the bus. Even the driver has to walk

"The T-Rex on the bus goes chomp chomp chomp
chomp chomo chomp
chomp chomp chomp"

Ah, you've seen him then.