To be outraged at this so-called MOTHER ENDANGERING HER DD?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[Proudnscary]

A mother turned up at school today on a UNICYCLE with her dd balanced on top of her head!!!!!

AIBU to want slap her/phone the government/tell my mum???

And if you don't agree AIBU I will slap you/phone the government/tell my mum and drip feed lots more information about this dreadful person until I beat you into submisssion OK?

Is this about the car seat thread?

are you frothing yet, OP?

i saw a so-called mother today who parked her UNICYCLE in a disabled parking space

OldGrey - no she was talking on her mobile though. And force feeding her dd a Fruit Shoot.

Whatmeworry - no she had a six inch spike on her head not a cushion

I suppose it helps lateral staibiity, but requires verrry careful positioning.

Reminds me of a nun joke about saddles....

Whatmeworry - I just don't think you're taking this seriously enough.

Wind yer neck in OP

Clearly all she has to do is impale the child on the spike and all will be well

tooearlymustdache Mon 28-Nov-11 13:00:07
YABU for using all those exclamation and questions marks.

and no i won't fuck off to pedant's corner [tongue out emoticon]

^^ You can't get into Pedants' Corner as you put your apostrophe in the wrong place.

Thing is, Proud, if she had a Gregg's sausage roll in her gob then all would be forgiven.

Please tell me you are also apaulled

As A Mother, I find it disgusting and appalling that anyone would even venture to offer an opinion on ANYTHING at all, unless they have begot a child.

As A Mother, I like to start my sentences like this, as the fact that I have given birth gives me added gravitas. Obviously.

Oh thank you. I really needed a laugh today .

Mme - I have four. Is that enough to qualify for spouting crap?

Free spirit! Can you take a picture next time please, would have loved to see that.
My guess is that her car broke down, she was running late and thought, what the heck!

Uh oh proud, this is one of those occasions where the mother in question happens to be a MNer and has caught you slagging her off to the world...

Just teaching you the basics tooearly, it's never too late to learn...

Katemiddleton - I am definately appauled... your right.

Is this about the car seat thread?

That's a good point OP, which way was the DD facing.

Fourthousand - Wind my neck in?? Wind my neck in?? If it wasn't for concerned mothers like me, parents would be unicycling all over the streets juggling children and fruit shoots like some sort of demented Dr Seuss book!!!!

Don't mock the juggling of children and fruitshoots! Have you ever tried to juggle both, at the same time? It's surprisingly difficult. Especially on a unicycle.

Anyway, I'm uphauled.

you've more chance of getting me on a unicycle than conforming to your grammatical rules and regulations Rock

Whatmeworry - north west I think

North west? In this weather? How very unresponsible.

Whatmeworry - north west I think

Ah - drip feeding - much better

Rock,
As A Mother, I think that you are amply qualified to judge on this issue.