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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

to find Michel Roux Jr a bit tasty?

86 replies

JosieRosie · 22/11/2011 20:53

Watching 'MasterChef' now. I have a thing for beards and anyone men who can cook so he's ticking my box so to speak. He went through a stage of looking alarmingly pale and ill but looks healthier now, may have been on the sunbeds Hmm

Anyone else?

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Bellavita · 22/11/2011 20:54

Mmmmmmm I could go for him in a big way Grin

2cats2many · 22/11/2011 20:58

YABU. At least Greg has a bit of something to grab hold of. Shagging Chef Michelle would be like shagging a toothpick.

wineandroses · 22/11/2011 20:58

Oh yes indeedee - he has lovely eyes and teeth and such a nice way about him; I love the way he talks to the contestants, and his facial expressions... even when he's not being very complimentary about their food, he tries to be fair and sympathetic. I think he's luuurrrvelly. Oh yes, and when he speaks in french, oh mon dieu.....swoon.

Flanelle · 22/11/2011 21:00

He is too small. He would snap.

JosieRosie · 22/11/2011 21:01

Yes wineandroses (lovely username BTW!), he's very fair and never bollocks anyone, even when their food is quite rubbish. He's yummy.

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SpottyTeacakes · 22/11/2011 21:02

I LOVE him! YANBU

wineandroses · 22/11/2011 21:04

thank you JosieRosie :). He is v yummy and can cook in my kitchen any day. I even said to DH last night that I thought he had a nice manner (didn't say I fancied him though) and DH agreed.

moragbellingham · 22/11/2011 21:04

So it's not just me thenWink. I love his enunciation.

orienteerer · 22/11/2011 21:05

YANBU

daveywarbeck · 22/11/2011 21:05

didn't this exact thread happen last week?

YANBU by the way, I heart him.

Who I do not heart is slap head who just parrots every word he says.

Highlander · 22/11/2011 21:07

YANBU.

Would love him to come round and give his opinion on my baps Wink

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 22/11/2011 21:08

YANBU at all!! I actually got to meet him in person once, he was lovely, just lovely. So interesting and interested. Unfortunately I have to agree with some of the others though, I would snap him like a twig ;)

WhyAlwaysFuckingMe · 22/11/2011 21:09

I'm not even 30 and I would do him anytime...mmmmmmmm

RainboweBrite · 22/11/2011 21:11

Yes from me!But not quite up there with Monty Don or Paxo!

tipp2chicago · 22/11/2011 21:15

Oh yeah... I have very very bad thoughts about Michel. Grin

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom · 22/11/2011 21:18

Back off you lot! I SAW HIM FIRST! He's mine, mine MINE I say.... Blush

JosieRosie · 22/11/2011 21:18

Some of you lot are scaring me with your talk of snapping him in half etc. What on earth do you get up to in the sack? Shock Grin

Paxo??? Shock Don't see it at all.....

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Spermysextowel · 22/11/2011 21:20

I would like him to demonstrate his boning & stuffing technique for me.

RainboweBrite · 22/11/2011 21:25

Neither did I, until I em... dreamt about him 1 night a few years ago!

HeartsTrumpDiamonds · 22/11/2011 22:20

Lmao JosieRosie let's just say I probably outweigh the delectable M. Roux by a factor of about TWO.

vincettenoir · 22/11/2011 22:40

Ynbu. I love his accent and dark brown eyes

BupcakesandCunting · 22/11/2011 22:42

He could stick his probe in my meat any day.

That doesn't really work, sorry.

SmellslikeDEMONcatspee · 22/11/2011 22:43

I would snap him like a twig, but he'd go smiling. . . . . .

TCOB · 22/11/2011 22:45

Nice easy one. YANBU [wipes drool off keyboard emoticon].

DeliaSucks · 22/11/2011 23:01

YABU. Nobody says "tasty" in relation to fancying someone unless they are 80.
Pasties are tasty, MR jr is not. He is Pastey, though

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