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AIBU?

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to find Michel Roux Jr a bit tasty?

86 replies

JosieRosie · 22/11/2011 20:53

Watching 'MasterChef' now. I have a thing for beards and anyone men who can cook so he's ticking my box so to speak. He went through a stage of looking alarmingly pale and ill but looks healthier now, may have been on the sunbeds Hmm

Anyone else?

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antsypants · 22/11/2011 23:24

Yanbu... I would Grin

izzywhizzyspecanpie · 23/11/2011 02:06

Sorry to disappoint any fellow M. Roux Jr fanciers, but once Michel feasts his eyes on my delectable dumplings he will become enamoured preoccupied with the task of providing meat and two veg to suit the occasion Wink

PomBearAtTheGatesOfDoom · 23/11/2011 07:18

We all know that Chef Michel and Monica go at it like very naughty rabbits over the kitchen island the instant Greg is out the door. I like to think I could fight her for him, but in reality I would have to lay a trail of badly plated junk food like Pot Noodles with chives chopped on top and Dairylea on toast and Gregg's pasties with cheap ketchup to lure her away, and hope she was distracted for long enough to let me get a quickie in before she came back.

FellatioNelson · 23/11/2011 07:22

He is a tad skinny but YANBU in spite of this.

DillyTante · 23/11/2011 07:28

Oh yeah, definitely.

DogStinkhorn · 23/11/2011 07:38

Swoon

grovel · 23/11/2011 11:00

You can all have him. I would only shag a 3 star Michelin chef.

Two stars? Pah.

valiumredhead · 23/11/2011 11:03

I agree, much too small and 'pinched' looking!

I much prefer Greg Grin

StaceymAloneForver · 23/11/2011 11:04

i love him Grin

BadTasteFlump · 23/11/2011 11:06

He seems like a lovely man (not seen him on tv recently but loved him in something where a group of young people were competing to work for him, or something...).

But he's not hunky enough at all to shag so I will just chat with him about food and you lot can have him Grin

gateacre1 · 23/11/2011 11:07

I have a huuuuuuuuuuuge crush on him too!!
if you have a look in Le Gavroche cookbook, there are pictures of him when he was young ( so gorgeous)
He runs past my house every year in the Marathon ( the celebrity sighting of the year!!!)
I keep hinting to DH to take me to Le Gavroche as ive heard that he does a walk around the restaurant sometimes !!!

DogStinkhorn · 23/11/2011 11:27

3 stars = Gordon Ramsey. Bleurgh.

SardineQueen · 23/11/2011 11:40

YANBU

I was going to write something else but too embarrassed

So will stick with YANBU

Grin
cambridgeferret · 23/11/2011 13:02

I'd quite happily give Greg a go as well. :)

valiumredhead · 23/11/2011 13:09

Grin Grin

DeliaSucks · 23/11/2011 13:11

You strange bunch. Yuk! Surely not Wobbly Wallace too? Cringing at the thought of his sex face being just like his pudding loving face.
Please nobody come on here and say they'd do Tubby Torode...

valiumredhead · 23/11/2011 13:24

Yeah, when Greg says 'Phwoaaaaaaaaar that is gorgeous' ( while tucking into a pudding) I just have dirty thoughts about him being as enthusiastic in bed! Grin

JosieRosie · 23/11/2011 13:32

Delia, I only used 'tasty' because he's a Masterchef presenter. I do use 'dishy' though, he's that too Wink.....

Choice between Greg and John - John every time. They're both wrong though Hmm

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happystory · 23/11/2011 13:35

I so would Torode. Reckon he's an arrogant b**r though

higgle · 23/11/2011 13:47

He is lovely, and has eyes like an owl, YANBU, I'm joining the queue for his attentions. AND he cooked stuffed squid for 50 for his daughter's christening - what a man!

JosieRosie · 23/11/2011 13:48

I know higgle - that stuffed squid looked heavenly ... yum.....

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Mrsdoasyouwouldbedoneby · 23/11/2011 13:51

Funny... I was thinking this last night as I watched it (even the pigeon bit that was a tag bleck). I just thought.. hmm there is something very nice and rather attractive about this man...and his accent... Dh is fine with that... HE wants to see Breaking Dawn (twiglet saga) more than me... TBF he has more eye candy, so I am guessing this is why. LOL

Bearcrumble · 23/11/2011 13:56

I have a bit of a girl crush on Monica Galetti actually. She's so strict.

EsmeWeatherwax · 23/11/2011 14:00

YANBU, he's totally not my type, but I love him anyway. Waldo Wallace on the other hand, if I had to watch him eat anything, just once, I'd have to bleach my eyeballs for a million years afterwards. Don't even get me started on Torode....AngryAngryAngry

LadyClariceCannockMonty · 23/11/2011 14:01

Eeeeeeew.

Sorry but I think YABU. But then again I don't think I fancy any chefs; perhaps I'm inherently biased against them. Oh, apart from possibly Nigel Slater, in an older-man way. But I know I'm barking up the wrong tree there.

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