AIBU that nothing at all racism related happened to me today, or anyone I know?

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

..well?

YANBU maybe it did but you just don't know about it

YABU, you have not been paying close enough attention

I was called a racist. But that was because I was on mumsnet during the annual racismstravaganza

Somebody referred to me as a racially indeterminate cow... does that count as a racial slur? AIBU to report the offender to the police?

I made derogatory comments about Peter Andre. He is in a minority group of one (Creosotians).

And I'm not sorry

Bloody fanjos coming over here and stealing all our mammaries! send em all home I say!

a racially indeterminate cow? is that one with equal black and white patches?

yes, I have had them precisely measured so that I bear neither a black nor white majority

Blimey Reality, that'll be a black mark against you...

Oh fuckit.

nothing racist has happened to me and/or my husband in the 13 years we've been married. nothing racist has ever happened to our kids and we have lived in a little village among a sea of white faces for 6 years and nobody has ever said or done anything racist or even given any indication of giving a shit that there's a white woman a black man and two mixed race kids living up the road.

We are clearly very very fortunate.

Particularly since I keep reading how racist little white villages are. We must live in the only one that doesn't give a shit.

My DH said I looked pale.

I slapped him and reported the incident to HR at his work.

YEs, YABU, you should have made something racist happen.

My ds called me a racist as I don't like Oreo biscuits as opposed to British biscuits. He says I'm anti American

Nothing happened to me either.

But that's because I didn't make the doctor's appointment I need because I couldn't face the attitude of the horrible woman who deals with calls and pretends she doesn't understand what I'm saying.

I am no fan of Jack Black and his films, but I think Jack White is brilliant and love the White Stripes

I have reported myself.

Fanjoforthe memories misread your name and thought you were called fanjomo... hey that's an idea!

I no longer allow kids to bring their little blackboards into my house, they have to be white whipe ones or nothing.

better than the black ones

LOL funny thread

Someone called me a chocolate face, but it was all right, cos it was in the non-racist sense