AIBU that nothing at all racism related happened to me today, or anyone I know?

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..well?

Who calle dyou a middle class cunt Reality?

Is there fun to be had?

DS3 came home singing baa baa rainbow sheep today. Should I move country?

Font understand this thread, I must have missed something!

its MN "Discuss racism" day!

My DS told me he didnt like Iggle Piggle cause hes blue and he doesnt like blue people this is a lie

did he say that to a blue person, who was then shocked, which really surprised you?

Actually, my example is accidentally scarily close to realistic...

As my truely wonderful twunt BIL did call Upsy Daisy the N word the other day...
Ahh, but the threads I could write about him............

We dont leave the house, just in case we run into a blue person.

that is so beyond wrong. Racial abuse of a children's TV character froths

In all seriousness though, he sounds like TwuntyMcTwunt

I pick all the dark brown cheerios out of ds's cheerios of a morning also a lie

I checked my slippers weren't racist. I think they're fine.

One of my slippers is a racist. The other one isn't

I don't know what to do

Oh his racism is just one fault of a very very very rather long list

Coincidentally, he told a story last time I saw him of being on a bus with his DS. Apparently "some clearly retarded, actually, not just thick" (his attempt at being PC I think?) people got on, and his DS (just over 2) shouted out "mongs". At which point he LAUGHED His DS has, like 20 words max :(
I honestly dont think he and my DH are related!! I sometimes think he is just a bad joke stereotype and we must all be imagining him.

I always go for the blackcurrant in a packet of fruit pastilles or starbursts.
The others I treat with contempt.

My slippers cant be racist, they're black (oh yes, I went there )
They also have pink hearts on them. So they're probably gay too.

Beyond..my BIL is like this too! In front of me and my DD who has severe SN!

last time I saw him he took great delight in telling us how amused he was that his friend has just got a job...I quote.."driving the spazzy bus"..

i am hoping it is the same man as there cannot be too such vile specimens in the world

I was asked if I wanted my coffee black today.

Tis unlikely Fanjo, he's single what a surprise (so couldnt be BIL as married to your sister), and DH is his only brother and (as far as I'm aware) DH isnt a bigamist
Looks like there are two of them! I bet they'd get on like a house on fire!

I think you are not Sensitive enough. Take two Awareness lectures and call me in the morning.

:( MrsPles, I share your pain. I've been drinking black coffee, eating brown bread and am about to start on the dark chocolate. Will report self.

they'd get married.if they werent both homophobic

To his DS (as I said hes just over two) "X you're gay arent you, you little pussy. Dont bother coming to me if you are, you're dead to me"

Really, he must be a figment of my imagination!! :(