AIBU that nothing at all racism related happened to me today, or anyone I know?

[fanjoforthemammaries7850]

..well?

My DS (14m) is racist towards animals. He refuses to accept that a black sheep says baa, he thinks it goes moo...

DS hates moths. He told me that we should crucify them (this was around Easter time when they were doing the bible stories at school).

I have discriminated against one of my cats on the grounds of colour today.

OP I see thank you, but I still think most of the comments are odd - more surreal (or just silly) than satirical.