AIBU that nothing at all racism related happened to me today, or anyone I know?

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..well?

maybe a handy bus will come along just as he is crossing the road!

Me too, which is even more astonishing because I am in Australia which everyone in the UK knows is a backwards country populated by rabid racists.

My pfb and his friend caught the bus to Whitby last weekend, painted blue and wearing full on Naruto garb (think embroidered satin smoking cum dinner jackets and "prat in a party hat" headbands with large metal plates attached to their foreheads) and nobody so much as looked sideways at them, let alone made a racist antiblueskin comment. Obviously North Yorkshire is the centre of the multicultural universe where blue skinned people are welcome!

-hes potty trained, but he cant be arsed to let him use the potty, he just leaves him in nappies. He changes them when he remembers.
-he had him overnight here the other day. in the time he was here, he gave him EIGHT fruit shoots. After his mcds of course.
-he wouldnt go to sleep, so he shouted at him. :( Three hours later, he went to get a takeaway, I gave him a cuddle and sang a lullaby and he fell asleep straight away

Sorry to hijack

Yeah, but what do we know, Morloth, we're all unwashed pommie pooftahs.

Beyond - - How did you not deck him??!

Beyond - "We dont leave the house, just in case we run into a blue person."

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.greatorlandodiscounts.com/blue1.jpg&imgrefurl=www.ticketmania.com/store/index.php%3Fmain_page%3Dindex%26cPath%3D46&h=296&w=450&sz=37&tbnid=MK6vsNrvFxVT5M:&tbnh=90&tbnw=137&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dblue%2Bman%2Bgroup%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=blue+man+group&docid=7pNlH4LgR6pPxM&sa=X&ei=c9HGTuSLLoe3hAfMo9nsDw&ved=0CF0Q9QEwBA&dur=900" rel="nofollow" target="_blank"> It could happen

For my 30th we hwent to an 80s weekend at butlins, there were lots of blue people smurfs there I asked to touch a few so think I might be racist

Did their hair feel 'exotic'?

My slippers cant be racist, they're black (oh yes, I went there )

Well I think it's very racist of you to imply that only non-black slippers can be racist. (Oh dear, I seem to have colluded with you in setting up a rather unhelpful racial binary there. Does that make me a racist now too? )

Well untill yesterday I always thought exotic as unusually beautiful so darnt comment fanjo for fear of being racist

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Ah, those beautiful birds of the Amazon with their [really quite attractive] plumage!
We wandered round the fruit market, revelling in its [rather nice] fragrances.
Should I wear this scent, or is it too [interesting] for the office?

Sigh. Burying one of my favourite words.

What a peculiar thread.

i got out of the shower today and wraped my hair in a towl to dry before picking up my baby daughter. she laughed at me. at my turban. can i keep her even though she is racist? she was very, very cute at the same time

*wrapped

I do not like black jelly babies. Could someone point me in the direction of the nearest Equalities and Diversity seminar please.

Also, my DSis is gay and sometimes I find her annoying. I'm Satan aren't I?

I always eat black jellybabies first.
I do feed the blackbirds though.

My hairdresser has suggested that I dye my hair biscuit. Is it alright to ask which particular biscuit he means ?

All the cats in my street pick on my cat just coz e is black innit . Seriously when i was a girl we had a cat called Sambo. I am very old.

Pendeen - the thread has been resurrected..when I FIRST posted it there had been about 20 different threads about racism that day, so it was satirical, like.

I made a racist remark.

I blamed America when I went drive past a massively overweight couple each cramming Macdonalds into their mouths.

DS told me last week that I was very very white.

wah you're not my dsis are you? Shes practically albino! [grin[

I am not even that white! Pale and interesting but not porcelain!

Fucking auto correct.