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to have an absolute sexual obsession with...

103 replies

takingbackmonday · 11/11/2011 13:21

George Osborne.

Seriously. The things I would do to Gideon and his gorgeous slightly sinister face.

I even have a tiesto remix of his response to Darling's last budget as my ring tone.

Arghhhhh

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Fo0ffyShmooffer · 11/11/2011 13:22

Yabu. And sick sick sickety sick lady.

Andrewofgg · 11/11/2011 13:23

Well, it is Friday, it's been a long week . . . :o

Northernlurker · 11/11/2011 13:23

I will be reporting this thread as perverted beyond all reason.

OP - get a grip, grow up, sort yourself out and get your act together!

gordyslovesheep · 11/11/2011 13:24

OP - have you had an assesment for your mental health team? I am seriously worried about you

please get help :(

takingbackmonday · 11/11/2011 13:26

'S even better in person. You can tell he's pure filth. Mm Osborne porn.

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headfairy · 11/11/2011 13:26

Though I would most definitely get a frisson of pleasure if I slapped his pug ugly, Pilsbury Dough Boy face.

TingleJuice · 11/11/2011 13:28

Ewww. That's all.

Mrsrobertduvall · 11/11/2011 13:37

Good grief woman...I had a dream about David Cameron and I a few weeks ago, but George Osborne?
You need help Smile

Whatmeworry · 11/11/2011 13:39

The things I would do to Gideon and his gorgeous slightly sinister face

You're talkin' bumsex aren't you :o

JosieRosie · 11/11/2011 13:39

OMG takingback, that is truly shocking! Shock Nick Clegg - yes, Cameron - maybe at a massive stretch but GIDEON????!!!!

Tell us more, we need to understand what it is about him.....

CatherineWheel · 11/11/2011 13:40

Most disturbing thread in a long time. Just imagine his come-face.

BigKahuna · 11/11/2011 13:41

He is vomitous. Yuck and double yuck.

SingingSands · 11/11/2011 13:42

Yeuch. There's a name for that - Osporn.

It's wrong.

TingleJuice · 11/11/2011 13:42

I bet he would burst into tears and shout "Mummy!" at the point of (premature) ejaculation!

Fo0ffyShmooffer · 11/11/2011 13:44

Catherinewheel NoooooooooooEnvy

AFuckingKnackeredWoman · 11/11/2011 13:45

Oh good god no.

JosieRosie · 11/11/2011 13:50

We haven't had an inappropriate crush thread for some time now - they are my faves! Grin
I can remember shouting 'OMG NO!' at some of the revelations last time but none as revolting as Gideon....

takingbackmonday · 11/11/2011 13:51

Osporn!!! LOVE it. I've met him many times and may have given him a membership card to his own fan club a few years ago. He's just such filth and so well educated and arghhhh I want to touch him

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2cats2many · 11/11/2011 13:53

I think I'm going to be sick...

ShirleyKnot · 11/11/2011 13:53

Right.

I clicked on this thread. I read the opening post.

It is no exagerration to say that I am deeply shocked. You know when you bang your head really hard and you get a sport of - electricity shooting down your arms feeling, and a metallic taste in your mouth?

I got that from your post. I'm not joking.

takingbackmonday · 11/11/2011 13:55

Okay okay I knew it was controversial but give Gids a break - you cannot tell me noone else wants to lick his face? I have a more controversial obsession than Osporn

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JosieRosie · 11/11/2011 13:56

'a more controversial obsession than Osporn'

Come on, spill......

grovel · 11/11/2011 14:00

*takingbackmonday".

Is it Nicholas Soames?

takingbackmonday · 11/11/2011 14:00

Nigel Farage.

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TingleJuice · 11/11/2011 14:00

We're ready for it...