to have an absolute sexual obsession with...

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George Osborne.

Seriously. The things I would do to Gideon and his gorgeous slightly sinister face.

I even have a tiesto remix of his response to Darling's last budget as my ring tone.

Arghhhhh

i think i would rather do eric pickles

My DH tells me there a few fit female Tories.

GO would have clammy hands and he would totally sniff his fingers after you DTD

I actually genuinely feel physically sick at that picture @GeraldBostock

The squinty eyes and yellow teeth

Gerald, that is wronger than a wrong thing

<a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=zac+goldsmith&hl=en&sa=X&biw=1680&bih=869&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnslo&tbnid=mssk8v1RZG0mBM:&imgrefurl=www.hounslowchronicle.co.uk/west-london-news/local-hounslow-news/2010/10/21/zac-goldsmith-mp-cuts-across-the-board-so-why-are-we-still-paying-eu-109642-27521932/&docid=Twt6tQlzCFo1lM&imgurl=images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/hounslowchron/dec2009/1/8/hou-zacgoldsmith-dynamic-image-4-194687199.jpg&w=200&h=200&ei=jS69TuWeDs-s8QPz_PW_BA&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1315&vpy=530&dur=60&hovh=160&hovw=160&tx=89&ty=61&sig=118261895627299700544&page=1&tbnh=160&tbnw=160&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:23,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">a Tory I would sooo do

Zac Goldsmith.

I feel remarkably normal. Fancying Peter Davidson in his cricket whites seems reassuringly wholesome now.

there it is - right there...

I snogged Jeremy Clarkson outside a bakery. In a dream.

That's pretty bad Jenai. Pretty bad.

I'm with you on the Zac Goldsmith thing Redrubyblue, even if he is a right little tosser

There is NO need to apologise for fancying Peter Davidson sospanfach - none whatsoever

Was it Greggs?

I only fuck Tories

Or Ukippers

Jenai was it a Greggs or Poundbakery?

It was one of a small independent chain of bakeries that is sadly no longer with us :(

You see, Jenai, yesterday that would have got you outrage, howls of derision, maybe a little vomit here and there.

Today, after tbm's admission? Pshaw.

Mellor was the man who shagged in a Chelsea strip. If that doesn't do something for you then I don't know what will.

Boris, anyone? At a push?

i'd rather do a kipper than a ukipper

There a few hot Tory MPs, male and female. Gideon, Goldsmith, Greg Hands, Aidan Burley...

there was a website for hot mps wasn't there

here you go

It does seem somewhat feeble now.

It puts my Ian Hislop dream into the "Yeah, I can totally understand that" arena

SexyMP has been banned on the Parliamentary internet :)