to have an absolute sexual obsession with...

[takingbackmonday]

George Osborne.

Seriously. The things I would do to Gideon and his gorgeous slightly sinister face.

I even have a tiesto remix of his response to Darling's last budget as my ring tone.

Arghhhhh

hahahahhahaha

caught gids voting for himself one time too many

I would consider doing Boris.

There were rumours of one MP instructing his staffers to vote for him til he won (couldn't possibly say who...) :D

I'm interested on which Milliband brother people would do (owith or without paper bag)

That is super gossip, taking :)

Any more?

The one wot lost, Calvert. I liked his flowery shirt.

YY to Zac Goldsmith.

Calvert's lovely. Better than the toady twat who beat him

takingback, are you Danny Alexander?

Shit... Foiled... (Namechanges quickly)

I have nightmares about Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper shagging. I reckon they use balaclavas, horse whips and strap ons. But then again, maybe I've been having too many nightmares about them...

"I'm interested on which Milliband brother people would do (owith or without paper bag)"

Which one is which?

I once had a dream in which I was required, for important career reasons, to shag William Hague. And I'm not even a man.

at "And I'm not even a man"

I have nightmares about Ed Balls and Yvette Cooper shagging. I reckon they use balaclavas, horse whips and strap ons. But then again, maybe I've been having too many nightmares about them...

What about Harman and Dromey?

In both cases - what do they talk about afterwards? :o

I need a stiff gin.

On opening this thread, I did not see that coming. Wow.

Calvert you are FILTHY ! (snort)

I had this dream about Ken Livingstone... But you don't want to know about that.

P.S. Redrubyblue's post @ 14:11 made me lose my balance whilst sitting down.

I once had a dream I was having a shower with ricky tomlinson. Sure, he's not an MP. But just thought I'd try and gate crash.

I fancy Ed Balls, don't ask me why I just would

Evan Harris.......feel like I know him after webchat. good looking and rigorous thinking all in one package....hmmm package....time for bed....

Why, why why did I open this thread

Shinyrobot Because you were inquisitive and just had to know who the obsession would be with?

Curiosity killed the cat :o

But Andrew, you keep coming back!

What are your thoughts of Margaret Beckett, Hazel Blears or Theresa May. Who would you snog, marry and avoid?

I was taught that it is sexual harassment for men to "grade" female colleagues and as they work for the government and so do I (in a rather more lowly capacity, I am not a Minister moonlighting on MN, wouldn't that be fun though?) and that's my excuse for giving an equal-opps BOAK at the thought of any of them . . . but if you mention Kate Hoey, now that's another matter!

I was holding a conversation with my DH when I opened this thread...which I couldn't continue due to my need to splutter and shake my head. My DH didn't know what was up with me but looked suitably disgusted when I explained.