to have an absolute sexual obsession with...

[takingbackmonday]

George Osborne.

Seriously. The things I would do to Gideon and his gorgeous slightly sinister face.

I even have a tiesto remix of his response to Darling's last budget as my ring tone.

Arghhhhh

at Nicholas Soames. Wasn't it him who slept with a mistress who later described the encounter as 'like having a wardrobe fall on you with the key sticking out'?

There is something seriously wrong with you.

Have you had a blow to the head at all?

No one wants to lick George Osbourne's face. KICK his face, oh yeah, now you're talking.

As for Nigel Farage.

THERE.ARE.NO.WORDS

Oh go on if you must.

< covers eyes >
< looks through fingers >

George looks like someone sat on his face while he was hot.

Nigel is sexy as hell in person but cannot hold a candle to Gids (off to dream about Osporn and Farage 3some)

Even less sexually attractive if possible. He looks like a bloody ventriloquists dummy!

See, now I don't believe you're for real.

Nigel Farrage? Come the fuck on!

'George looks like someone sat on his face while he was hot'

Don't give the OP ideas FoOffy - according to her he still is hot!

"Osbourne and Farage 3some"

I

I'd sit on his face when he was hot :D

"Cameron - maybe at a massive stretch" - do you know something we don't JosieRosie?

I used to fuck a tory.

Having just seen the title I was about to come on and say 'no worries - we all have those from time to time' but,

George Osborne?

WTAF???!!

Oh VOMIT Gerald! Thanks for that rotten mental image I was comparing Cameron (yuck) with Osborne (quadruple yuck) - admittedly with a poor choice of phrase

Hague.

That is all.

You know in monty python when mr creosote is projectile vomiting?

That's what happened to me reading this.

I once met John Major and couldn't quite put a name to the face.

Tis true. He was the Prime Minister at the time

Great fuck though.

I dont know who is worse out of Cameron (that shiny, pink, ham forehead and horriblly thin little lips or Osborne, who looks like a pervy little public school geek. Yick.

Farrage outdoes them both, though.

Are there any fit Tories, btw?

You're lying. That's impossible.

This thread is fab - PMSL at Mr Creosote reference!

No don't you dare twist my analysis of his scrotum face into a horrid sex thing
Aarrgghh.

Well i always sort of liked him