please don't laugh at me..

[teafanatic003]

or flame me :/ this is stupid but serious

I've been mulling over the idea of having more kids in the futire but something is troubling me that only mothers can answer,

I'm worried that it will leave me rather ahem.....baggy down there

is this an old wives tale or am I doomed ???

Is it home-time already? Shit.

Old wives tale. And I say that as an old wife.

what?

I know its wierd but s a genuine question and one that can only be answered by mothers etc

But you are talking about having MORE children. How many do you already have? You should know if anything happens to your fanjo.

And you keep saying, "mothers" can answer you - not OTHER mothers.

'mothers etc'? wos that then?

Actually, fathers could answer the question too.

phew. I was missing mitmoo, but you'll do!

My cunt is fucked after the one kid.

i often wonder if wankers have baggier balls than non wankers? perhaps its a question only wankers can answer?

at OLKN. DH has no complaints.

Anyway Sonny Jim OP, I had better go and prepare for the fanjo-busters' arrival home from school.

In fact, I strongly recommend that you and your generation dont have any children. Its just not worth your nether regions resembling a plastic bag blowing in the wind.
Plus what with the riots and all, I'm not convinced you'd be good parents

well women who have had children will obviously have a better insight lol, no I have 1 dc

Let's put it this way, the Dartmouth's tunnel's got nothing on me.

WELCOME TO MUMSNET!!!

its just you get all this contradicting advice, use it or loose it , or having babys makes you * baggy

I'm from a very uptight family if I asked women within my own family I'd probably get slapped.

Havent you ever heard of 'too posh to push', you silly troll woman?

My friend's had 3 children and not once needed stitches. I had stitched with my first but not my second. Everyone's different as to how it affects them but I'm fine.

lol proudandscary

If you're from an uptight family, you should be fine

I'm not a troll if that whats anyone is thinking
refer to 15:11 post

Well if I asked my mum if she had a baggy fanny she'd probably slap me too, teafanatic, funnily enough.

Wookey hole here:) hth

Good that your family are "uptight" hopefully that will extend to your bits!

Again with the "women in my family" rather than "other women".

Aren't you supposed to be using the computers in the library to look up facts about William the Conqueror or something?

A-HEM! Mine is still "very neat" according to TWO gynaes even after two vaginal births. Albeit a tad frillier.

I keep loose change and what not up there now and have started rehoming orphaned walrus babies.
I have two and my DH calls me baggy baggy bum bum
Go figure

I can keep all manner of items under my norks though. The pencil test? A pencil case and a ruler more like.