please don't laugh at me..

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or flame me :/ this is stupid but serious

I've been mulling over the idea of having more kids in the futire but something is troubling me that only mothers can answer,

I'm worried that it will leave me rather ahem.....baggy down there

is this an old wives tale or am I doomed ???

Some belong to virgins
They're really tight and strong
But big or small, I love 'em all
That's why I sing my song

Vagina!
Vagi-hoo-a!
They call that thing
Vagina

I had relaxed hippy type births with no stitches and dd1 took aaaaaaaaaaages to come out, so the doc did say I had been rather, em, stretched by dd1's hanging around there for ages in no hurry to come out. Dd2 just fell out through the big gaping hole with a plop. HTH

Snarfle!

I am finding the phrase 'honeymoon fresh' at best ironic, at worst faintly disgusting. Surely the last thing your vagina would be after a honeymoon is fresh?

Orm, of course, there are ways to keep your vagina fresh after your honeymoon. But that means other stretch issues...

Ormirian I think she means preparing for the honeymoon. All keen and bouncy

I was already pregnant on my honeymoon.

Oh I see. Mine was already quite 'well-used' by that point. Just as well we didn't have a honeymoon!

You know what peeps. I felt actually quite shy on my honeymoon. LIke that image of endlessly squeaking bed springs, hot sex and lingerie was too muchh to live up to. I didn't want him disappointed somehow.

I bought a very expensive and lovely negligee thing for our wedding night in preparation for our night of hot love.

I didn't eat a thing all day, got pissed on champagne and passed out on the hotel bed in full wedding regalia!

Yep, we fell into the bed off our faces

Yes. Having children does tend to leave you looser.

That's why it's important to do your pelvic floor exercises.

It's not a big deal (pardon the pun )

You have children. Your tits head south (but become handy in winter when you can fling them round your neck for a rather warming scarf), your stomach looks like a map of the underground and your poor old partner thinks he's chucking a sausage up the Old Kent Road.

Never mind though, eh. S'all worth it.

In my mind, men are grateful whatever the condition. as long as it is given with a cheery smile and a devil may care spirit. Now, the ping pong trick was always beyond me, but never mind.

I had the stupidity temerity to ask. Worm in a welly was the phrase used.

Mind, the best one I witnessed was a girl told somebody he had a small organ, quick retort was: 'sorry, not used to playing the Albert Hall!'

Dawndonna

haha!!! this site is so funny talking about baggy fannys.

meh, Ive got a baggy fanny now I think. DP is just so grateful for access to said baggy fanny every now and then it really doesnt matter that I have to use packing nuts in it

Tbh, I couldn't think of anything worse than an ultra snug fanny. Imagine losing your virginity over, and over, and over again? You'd never want to have sex!

personal experience here only so don't everyone shout me down!

being overweight (i mean really quite a lot) did not help me. i was baggy and it felt wierd after 2nd child... shifting the weight made a huge difference to ahem.. tightness down there. i have no idea why?
pelvic floor exercises. they suck but htey are totally worth it and will save you.
you may never been fully restored but its unlikely DH will have any complaints.

Your fanny will end up looking like a wizard's sleeve. The end.

Oh and I never had a honeymoon.

Like waving a pencil in the Albert Hall.

hay baggy fanny!!!!! :)

I had a 'husbands stitch' (no really that's what the doc called it). Tighter than before