please don't laugh at me..

[teafanatic003]

or flame me :/ this is stupid but serious

I've been mulling over the idea of having more kids in the futire but something is troubling me that only mothers can answer,

I'm worried that it will leave me rather ahem.....baggy down there

is this an old wives tale or am I doomed ???

OP...don't worry about the effects of childbirth on your vagina. You can always distract him by lifting up your maxi dress and flashing your boobs.

Oh women's bits are fine no matter how many babies they have.

Its a blokes cock that gets smaller the more sex he has as it wears it away and pushes it back up into his body.

Remember that. If its small to start with making too many babies could make it disappear altogether.

Wizards sleeve.

A frilly fanny? Well that was never on the menu at my hospital

No, no babyheave. Cocks shrink if they don't get enough exercise. I know this is true because XH told me so.

My Fanjita is like a bongo drum thank you. Tight as tight could be.

[Steps over c section overhang]

In which case, sarah, my XP should have been huge the amount of women his little todger went wandering about it. Sadly, twas not the case :(

Got to say, my XH is the exception to the rule too. :(

I'm another who is honeymoon fresh. The secret of my wonderously taut vagina is simple. The surgeon's scalpel.
I may have gone down the natural route if I could have been guaranteed a frilly fanny though.

Yeah, can I have a diagram of what a frilly fanny looks like? Is it like a modesty skirt on a side table? Can you have ribbons with it.

"honeymoon fresh"

Mine even during the honeymoon was "experienced" or "an experience" I cannot decide which

A "frilly vulva" google image search generates <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=frilly+vulva&hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=BzX&rls=org.mozilla:en-GB:official&biw=1760&bih=834&tbm=isch&tbnid=6XvGsteXD2_2MM:&imgrefurl=vanillaandlavender.tumblr.com/post/6956761623/losguantesverdes-vagina-cupcakes-pic-on-we&docid=Vd3c_cCndzo_vM&w=500&h=298&ei=VY6ATtLBBI6r8QOUgPmCAQ&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=179&vpy=314&dur=161&hovh=114&hovw=192&tx=141&ty=79&page=1&tbnh=114&tbnw=192&start=0&ndsp=33&ved=1t:429,r:25,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this result.

Well that would be an interesting craft-project.

fanjo busters

I don't have a frilly fanny. It's more of a chintzy-chuff.

Actually I think Honeymoon Fresh would be a nice name for perfume!

Did anyone hear the Women's hour piece on the womens group that did a patchwork quilt of their vulva's. Everyone embroidered a piece that represented their down belows. One woman did a very lovely avacado. I rolled on the floor through the whole piece.

Youwin

You win.

vagina cupcakes!

Oh my god they're cupcakes Filly! You eat them!

Come on everyone. Lets do one!

Oh blimey I thought they were paper and plasticine not EDIBLE

I did'nt read the writing on the right 'one of my greatest wishes is for someone to make me vulva cupcake for my ...' wtf

I may only have ds, and he was born by c-section, but my vagina is marvellous. Shame nothing else has retained its elasticity.

Oh, and yabu. This isn't really an aibu. Probably belongs in other subjects.

LOVE "women etc" WTF is the "etc" comprised of?

I'm v flappy and baggy after 2 dcs, you're doomed if you don't do your kegels imo.