please don't laugh at me..

[teafanatic003]

or flame me :/ this is stupid but serious

I've been mulling over the idea of having more kids in the futire but something is troubling me that only mothers can answer,

I'm worried that it will leave me rather ahem.....baggy down there

is this an old wives tale or am I doomed ???

YouWin I can keep WHSmith under my norks. It comes in handy sometimes.

Just to clarify, I didn't actually have a honeymoon nor is my fanny especially taut any more

Like chucking a pencil down the Hindhead tunnel.

SERIOUS QUESTION

Just say...hypothetically...you neverone did your kegels and you had absolutely no pelvic floor at all...so that you pissed yourself when sneezing, laughing, walking or sometimes just breathing....

Is it easy/a good idea to have an op or is it never too late for pelvic floor exercises?

It's not me I'm talking about obviously...it's my, errr, neighbour's sister's best friend's sister in law.

never once not 'neverone'

I'd advise your neighbour's sister's best friend to try doing her pelvic floor exercises first to see if that makes a difference. Then there are some cones she can use. Or something. Maybe. I read somewhere.

And if that doesn't work, I'm sure the doc would refer her for surgery.

ProudnscaryMon 26-Sep-11 15:14:04

Well if I asked my mum if she had a baggy fanny she'd probably slap me too, teafanatic, funnily enough.

Thanks for that you made me spit coffee on my new laptop!!!

chucking sausages up a close

hth

Could you suggest to your neighbour's sister's best friend's sister-in-law that she try to find a more generously endowed DP?

Otter - yes jolly good point. Why is always the woman who has to change??

Hectate - what if my neighbour's dog's aunt whatevs just can't be bothered even though she will surely be known as the Pissy Pants Lady within the year?

Tena Lady?

I just told DH about this thread and said that of course it is fatherhood that makes the penis shrink.

He said, "Not that much."

then your cousin's friend's dogwalker's neighbour's parrot should take to wearing nappies or go have a chat with her gp.

This bird I'm on about has been known to use a makeshift nappy at times of high humour or exertion if truth be told.

She should use kitchen roll. It doesn't disintegrate the way loo roll does.

I imagine.

I'm just guessing.

And you can still see it without a complicated setup involving 14 mirrors and the removal of a rib.

[impressed]

Well I thought my pelvic floors were good until I just PMSL at this thread!

I too am still taut (ish) but with the Csec hang.

But then again I've been single so long I'm convinced I'm a born again virgin.

now feeling very smug at my ability to cry laughing at this thread without wetting myself, after 3 vaginal deliveries

fine after 1 normal delivery.
Truly shocking after a forceps one although it was only 8 days later cos I'm such a hornbag

My OH pronounced himself 'pleasantly surprised' after I had DD.

He was expecting my fanjo to be '...like a welly top', apparently.

Yes it does make one rather flappy. Still whats a fanny fart between friends?
Buy a puppy.

I read something about having a designer procedure done after the baby comes out to tidy things up, probs in Daily Mail....sorry wouldn't know, despite dreams of natural birth ended up with two sections and a lovely thick keloid scar (post infection and 2 courses of anti-biotics).