To emigrate here from Netmums?

[Asmdoeus]

I'm running over here after a great many disappointing years on Netmums.

It's an over-moderated, under-imaginative and purile site where threads are deleted left right and centre because the OP (Or some other busybody) goes crying to the mods to have it removed.

Debate is definately NOT encouraged.

You must tow the line and accept a very rigid general view of parenting to be a Netmum. If I felt any more restricted I'd be in a straight jacket!

And excuse the FUCK out of me for needing to swear every now and then.

Oh yeah, feeling much better now!

mamadivazback You have illustrated my reasons for defecting BEAUTIFULLY! It's monotonous, censored drivvel. Same SHIT, Different Day!

Your name is an anagram of 'so amused'.

You are allowed to say fuck, cunt bollocks here, but not the friendly disabilist shit on Nethuns!!

In certain areas in scotland a "hun" is a rangers football club supporter,

so everyone in netmums is a gers supporter ?

And can someone please tell me , "what the fuck is a ticker ? "

oh, I thought the name was some sort of ref to mozart (I go for classy names like that!)

yeah fucking ticker. hates some fucking words i cant understand (and thats a lot of words becuase im fucking foreign)

droves a ticker is a counter that shows your baby's pic and exact age. Sometimes name as well. I have never seen the point.

As for the Rangers thing I'm from just outside Glasgow amd it did take me a second to realise no-one was talking about fooball Blush

I emigrated from NM about 3 years ago and haven't looked back. The local boards there are better, but I mainly lurk post here.

I never fitted in there anyway because I can actually write coherently in English.

wots coherently? (i feel like twat)

Is there a spellcheck on this site? I'm a bit poor of sight and hit the wrong keys on occassion. Spellcheck usually saves my blushes :)

I have never actually looked at NM and I have to say that you are not selling it hugely.

MigratingCoconuts I'd never try to sell it. Pay people to stay off it, maybe!

Welcome to MN hun

I feel dirty even joking about it...

notbothered Coherent = understandable.

And you said TWAT. I likes it!

i'm also a nm convert, it is SO much more fun over here. i LOVE the fact that you can swear on here. though i didn't feel a proper part of MN until i'd had a post deleted (got into a screaming swearing rant one friday night hehe)

asmodeus do you do bumsex?

thanks hun for coherent... i learn every day...

and, this is important, what are your views on fruitshoots?

Eeep! Over-hunning. I'm being hunned from all angles! Be fair folks, I've just had a shower. Don't make me need to go back!!!

And dragon butter?

MigratingCoconuts my main issue with Fruit Shoots is that they taste just awful!!! The Asparatime content doesn't eaxctly fill me full of cheer either, mind you!

By the way DVDA...

I only found out about this one today (forgotten which thread) and maybe I am being completely unimaginative but is that actually possible??

i use to be a member of the dark side

until someone there posted a link to this site and i've never looked back

I don't know. NM can be fun at times.