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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:03

OK, so I am much better looking than my sister and we both know it. She married a drug addict, while I am happily married to a director of a very successful company. She struggles on the dole, smokes 40 Lambert and Butler every day, and is in general a failed chav.She also drinks loads of Bacardi Breezers. I always wanted more for myself so studied really hard in my private school so that I could go to a very reputable University. I studied Classics and History of Art and came out with a first in both.
She is just so jealous of my hard earned success! She refuses to meet up in the City for coffee, always having some half-arsed excuse. She has 3 snivelly kids with her junkie ex and is pregnant (with twins!) as we speak!
I worked for everything I have, including my husband (he was going out with someone else), and I am so proud to be a success.
Would you cut her out of your life? She dresses embarrassingly too.

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storytopper · 29/07/2011 22:02

Better a failed chav than a failed troll.

Suncottage · 29/07/2011 22:03

OP

I could simply yip for you. How bloody awful. My SIL is called [whispers] Tracey but her middle name is Belinda so I call her that. Never responds though chavvy cow.

Anyway, as I was saying Tarquin and Lucinda's gestational mother is coming over tomorrow for elevenses (she is not a 'lunch' and definately not 'dinner' or 'supper' sort of guest) so what should I offer her?

I chose surrogacy because I didn't want to take the time out from my party planning business and I was horrified at the thought of stretch marks and saggy boobs dahling!

Any mwaoh, mwoah. Must dash as I am seeing the Bhutanese lady that is in so much demand to have my chakras realigned. My earth chakra is causing me so much grief and my DH (Giles) is badgering me for a bit of the other constantly.

Why can't he just shag the au pair or play golf like his friends.

I could just YIP!

Byeee

soggy14 · 29/07/2011 22:07

she sounds like a very successful chav to me

DioneTheDiabolist · 29/07/2011 22:19

Gracious, she really has failed at everything including being a chav. Have you told her that instead of reading Virginia Andrews she should be reading Take a Break? Really, you should try to encourage her to be successful at something. Anything.

My thoughts are with you OP.

hellospoon · 29/07/2011 22:36

What did I miss? Iv been watching tv cleaning.

hellospoon · 29/07/2011 22:36

What did I miss? Iv been watching tv cleaning.

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