To have everything.

[acmeexplosives]

OK, so I am much better looking than my sister and we both know it. She married a drug addict, while I am happily married to a director of a very successful company. She struggles on the dole, smokes 40 Lambert and Butler every day, and is in general a failed chav.She also drinks loads of Bacardi Breezers. I always wanted more for myself so studied really hard in my private school so that I could go to a very reputable University. I studied Classics and History of Art and came out with a first in both.
She is just so jealous of my hard earned success! She refuses to meet up in the City for coffee, always having some half-arsed excuse. She has 3 snivelly kids with her junkie ex and is pregnant (with twins!) as we speak!
I worked for everything I have, including my husband (he was going out with someone else), and I am so proud to be a success.
Would you cut her out of your life? She dresses embarrassingly too.

pmsl

This actually made me snort outloud.

Anyone for mumsnet bingo?

Oh MY GOD!!!

I know who the OP is!!!!

She's got two dogs and ................ POOF

linerunner HAHAHAHAHA

I thank you

Of course it's possible to be a failed chav! Try the test here

Mandy2003 slight tendencies I believe, I blame settee, toilet and Benson & Hedges Silver

Im going to try and display my badge

HERE

Doh, didn't work! I got 64% btw!

OP, did you start the Surrey thread the other day? Betcha did.

54%.

My son says it was the Eastenders question that did for me. That and the honesty.

Ooh you nasty cow! I'd really hate to have you for a sister!

This has got to be a wind up ha ha ha ha.

Or you are really the failed chav sister and it's AIBU in reverse?

50%. I think it was the caravan and smoking a bit of dope in my teenage years that did it. How embarrassing. I was thinking that I might be about 12%. Shows how chavy I really am !!

Nomdujour, could you link the surrey thread please. actually there have been quite a few recently: where to live, accents , all sorts of wierd ones. whats wrong with surrey then ? nahh, don't bover answering that. I aint got me clobber on for a scrap tonite.

35% Here caused by money off coupons, own brand beans and a slightly mis-spent youth

If you can smell your rodacia when you bend down then I think you need to wash a bit more thoroughly in the shower.

Lmfao. Popcorn and anyone?

Has anybody answered OPs post?

OP -YANBU, you are obviously the best, and deserve everything that's coming to you to be able to disown your terrible sibling. It must be hard to be so perfect? You you do lessons?

If she deserves the best, where does one source perfect siblings? Can you hire them for short periods or is it a long term contract?

"failed chav"

Does that mean that her prison tats look halfway decent and her garden has unbroken trampolines in it? That she has dogs but they are the soppiest banned breed creatures known to humankind who would run off to live with an intruder after he slit all their throats.

Fuck it I can't be arsed any more.

Ker-poooooooooof!

Can't link at the mo as on phone, but it's in property/development

OP do you also have a teenage DD suffering from Dome Skull? MN is fecking weird this week.

Nom, I found it. F**k me , it was funny. But i have come across PST before, so it was no surprise.

33% my caravan did for me