To have everything.

[acmeexplosives]

OK, so I am much better looking than my sister and we both know it. She married a drug addict, while I am happily married to a director of a very successful company. She struggles on the dole, smokes 40 Lambert and Butler every day, and is in general a failed chav.She also drinks loads of Bacardi Breezers. I always wanted more for myself so studied really hard in my private school so that I could go to a very reputable University. I studied Classics and History of Art and came out with a first in both.
She is just so jealous of my hard earned success! She refuses to meet up in the City for coffee, always having some half-arsed excuse. She has 3 snivelly kids with her junkie ex and is pregnant (with twins!) as we speak!
I worked for everything I have, including my husband (he was going out with someone else), and I am so proud to be a success.
Would you cut her out of your life? She dresses embarrassingly too.

Sometimes families can be so embarrassing I would ditch her tbh

acmeex she is dirt, dirt to do that to the brooch .

Cut her out she has issues.

Oi bitch, I don't drink bacardi breezers. Plus I shagged your husband and he had a tic tac sized cock.

doesn't drink breezers...she snorts them

ThePathanKhansWoman nice to meet you. Pathans rock.

Apologies for hijack but unfortunately I aint ad private education so got no manners neither.

at velvet.

I bet her kids have tattoos as well.

and her favourite author is Virginia Andrews and she loves Ace Ventura Pet Detective and Cher Lloyd. She even sent me the link to Swagger Jagger. I think she mbu

Is that you Xenia?

Its not 'neither' its neeva innit?

Wow Virginia Andrew's books are quite a big read. There must be a good few hundred pages to them. Thats pretty impressive for a failed chav junkie.
There is hope yet op. Embrace her and lead her to a more fruitful life.

Noddy was that to me? I didn't fool you did I? [ashamed]

acmeex she sounds more like a Martina Cole kinda gal to me.

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Hijack alert: Nice to meet you paperplane

when did mn lose its SOH

you sound amazing if only i could be as wonderful as you i am in awe

See all, the other stuff would be ok, but the fact that she dresses embarrassingly would be the real problem. at least you say she has been investing in some spanx? presumably these are under-the-muffin-spanx? More importantly how is her deportment? Because you can always tell a lady from that, can't you.

Goodness me OP I think you're underestimating how much you have done for this woman over the years.

It takes effort, real effort to undergo a series of sittings for a brooch carving, it's not an instant result, especially if you actually had to have the laminate outline nailed to your face then removed after the quicklime dipping (I believe that's the way the best face-broochers work, and I assume you'd have paid for a top quality spec). That your sister would pawn such a gift is disgusting. Your sisterhood clearly means nothing to her.

This is emotional abuse. Yes I would cut her out. Do not hesitate. Don't let this woman wreak any more havoc in your family.

shouty i'm with you on the brooch thing, I mean how could she give it over

to crack cash coverters? .Poor OP is indeed cursed with a bitch awful sister.

I actually knew someone who had a face-brooch-carving where their face was applied to the brooch at three different sizes, to create a kind of hologram effect. Absolutely wonderful result but she had to undergo seven hours in the brooch hydraulics and needed her eyebrows completely rebuilding by the end of it. You can see the staple lines still. She loves it though.

shouty.

Yeh, but if you go to Iceland yeh, you can get their square sausage yeh and wait for it to melt yeh and push your face into it yeh and wallup - brooch!
And, it's really easy to rob em out of Iceland Yeh?

OP, it is your sisterly duty to remain in her life as you are obviously the only good thing she and her sprogs have and someone needs to be there to inspire them to do better. I know that it's hard for you, but please try.

You obviously forgot to ask NASA to strap her to the outside of the last shuttle before it was launched. Whoopsie!