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To have everything.

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:03

OK, so I am much better looking than my sister and we both know it. She married a drug addict, while I am happily married to a director of a very successful company. She struggles on the dole, smokes 40 Lambert and Butler every day, and is in general a failed chav.She also drinks loads of Bacardi Breezers. I always wanted more for myself so studied really hard in my private school so that I could go to a very reputable University. I studied Classics and History of Art and came out with a first in both.
She is just so jealous of my hard earned success! She refuses to meet up in the City for coffee, always having some half-arsed excuse. She has 3 snivelly kids with her junkie ex and is pregnant (with twins!) as we speak!
I worked for everything I have, including my husband (he was going out with someone else), and I am so proud to be a success.
Would you cut her out of your life? She dresses embarrassingly too.

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Joolyjoolyjoo · 29/07/2011 16:18

PS Shazza from down the road was telling Cheryl who told Senga that she saw your DH coming out of your dsis's house, looking very shifty and puffing on a fag while zipping up his Armani trousers. he likes a bit of rough, he does, your bloke. Did you know already he was humping your sis and keeping her in bingo credits??

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:19

Bugger! Really?

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ragged · 29/07/2011 16:19

You're right, Acme, you don't deserve people like that in your life. Cast her away.

pssst... which evening soap opera is acme from?

Collision · 29/07/2011 16:20

Chaos - your troll radar has failed today!

Less haste more speed as my now departed Granny used to say. Grin

nenevomito · 29/07/2011 16:21

This would have been more believable with less use of the !. One doubts that your private school would have allowed such shoddy posting.

Go straight to the back of the class and write out 100 times.

"I will remember to mention Greggs sausage rolls in inflammatory posts"

PelvicFloorOfSteel · 29/07/2011 16:22

Did you have a child free wedding so she had to arrange babysitters as well as pay for the dress?

I think you also need to mention fruit shoots and greggs for her kids if you want a MN bing full house. Grin

DizzyKipper · 29/07/2011 16:22

lol @ Callisto - a category worse than a Chav, now that is something worth knowing Wink

nenevomito · 29/07/2011 16:23

Oh, and I've heard that the twins are you're DH's.

He said she does it diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiity.

nenevomito · 29/07/2011 16:23

That should have been dirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrty.

Never mind!

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:24

Well, Mrs Fortigue-Smythe always said "do not get bogged down in the verbiage" and "the exclamation mark is much underused. I'm not sure which school you frequented? Pray tell.

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loopylou6 · 29/07/2011 16:25

Yeah but jooly he's only slipping one to the neighbour coz op is banging the gardener.

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:28

We don't have a mere gardener! I employ a horticulturalist, and he's too unattractive for me. I do think I caught him with an erection after he had seen me bending down to smell my rodacia.

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SusanneLinder · 29/07/2011 16:30

I want the failed chav sister to run away with the OP's hubby.

I am such a romantic me. :)

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:31

Oh, he knows how common she is, there is no chance of that

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Paperplane · 29/07/2011 16:35

She desparately needs your help. Living in the shadow of your bright lustre has affected her choices in life.
Why don't you treat her like one of the charities you so generously give to?

WhereYouLeftIt · 29/07/2011 16:37

OP, small point for your next thread - surely if you went to private school, so did she? Or did your parents view her as a potential failed chav even then? Or did you have to do something unspeakable to get there that could ruin your marriage should your husband ever find out?

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:39

Yes, she did also go to private school, but was caught in a very uncompromising position taking drugs from some dirty working-class boy. She was, therefore, expelled (much to Grandfather's shame).

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ThePathanKhansWoman · 29/07/2011 16:40

Please can i have the badge brooch with your cunty looking gob beautiful visage on?? Smile.

This has made me Grin. Brilliant.

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:42

Well, you could have the brooch, but she pawned it in Cash Converters for some speed and a pair of Spanx!

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daytoday · 29/07/2011 16:43

Employ her as your cleaner, pay her cash in hand. Then dob her in to the benefits office.

Paperplane · 29/07/2011 16:44

Off topic but ThePathanKhansWoman your name makes me laugh. I'm a Pathan Khan woman.
As you were.

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acmeexplosives · 29/07/2011 16:47

oh, and a signed Limahl calendar she thought was an investment.

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noddyholder · 29/07/2011 16:48
Grin
ThePathanKhansWoman · 29/07/2011 16:48

Plane I'm the "half cup a tea missus" sort Wink.

Or as MIL likes to say The Gouri Wife Grin.

OP you don't have a Pathan in your life, you need one.

farnywarny · 29/07/2011 16:50

glad you are not my bloody sister!

Also, you 'worked hard' to steal someone elses man?>?. what a nice woman you sound!

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