To ask you to vote in a poll re: my username

[BupcakesandCunting]

Okay, I know my name ruffles feathers. MNHQ sent me a (very nice) email back in February asking if I would consider changing it, I have only just seen the email

I said to MNHQ that I might throw it open to a poll. They said probably not a good idea because people who would prefer me to change it might be reluctant to admit it for fear of being called a prude. So here's the deal; you can be honest. If you think I should revert to CupcakesandBunting say so and no-one will call you a prude here. If you'd like my present name to stay say so too. No-one will call you a potty-mouthed numpty. Also, if you couldn't give a crap, you can say so too

Place your votes...

NOW!

Either revert to BupcakesandCunting or have BupcakesandTwunting, Cupcakes just ain't you

Or TwatcakesandCunting?

Terriers will win, any venue

And surely you know that cupcakes are soooo last year dahling?

Alternatively: if I've gotta look at another cunting cupcake I'm gonna throw up you caah!!

Izzy what wrist thingy?

Buppers, you rat - you can't change to cupcakesandtwunting, it makes no sense and a complete mockery of your shameless Spoonerism that was just brilliant! For that matter, the same goes for bupcakesandtwunting - wtf is a twupcake? .

Still we'll still know it's you. And behind our hands at the original wit of your Spoonered name.

Izzy - eh? wot sossiges said...

S'wot dem homies 'n' ho's do if'n dey get dissed innit or if'n dey wanna dis sum mothafucka fa like tredding on dey hood or sum s'rus disrespeck like dat 'n' they ain't got no gun on dem at de time.

As far as I recall it's 'suck teeth, do wrist thingy, crack knuckles, do neck snake, give it the finger' albeit not necessarily in that order.

Hopefully the experts bupcups and DameShirley will provide further instructions enlightenment in due course.

BupcupsandTwunting

keep it i say

or change it to something naughtier

¿ʇɔıpɹǝʌ ǝɥʇ s,ʇɐɥʍ llǝʍ

Are you namechanging permanently like

¿ʇou ɹo

Ooh I say.

Apologies!

You jus' dissed your kitty mon?

Kitten or pussy?

Sorry, uncalled for rudery there

rudery is always called for

Is Bupcakes the last of the Cunty names now? What happened to the others, were they hounded outta town too? I remember Lady of the Cuntry Manor (or similar) and I am sure there was another.

They're 13 weeks old now - prime flinging age :)

Havent read all 19 pages.....but I like your name, it always makes me smile.

Cupcakes is twee and cunting is a bit sweary. just keep the middle bit,
change your name to 'And'

I like it. I prefer the cunting part to the bupcakes bit if I'm honest. Cunting makes sense, bupcakes doesn't IYSWIM.

It was a massive relief to find mumsnet and swearing and witty, sometimes rude names. None of my other forums seem to allow them.

MARMALADE TWATKINS

IS

THE

BEST

Hope this helps, twuntychops.