To ask you to vote in a poll re: my username

[BupcakesandCunting]

Okay, I know my name ruffles feathers. MNHQ sent me a (very nice) email back in February asking if I would consider changing it, I have only just seen the email

I said to MNHQ that I might throw it open to a poll. They said probably not a good idea because people who would prefer me to change it might be reluctant to admit it for fear of being called a prude. So here's the deal; you can be honest. If you think I should revert to CupcakesandBunting say so and no-one will call you a prude here. If you'd like my present name to stay say so too. No-one will call you a potty-mouthed numpty. Also, if you couldn't give a crap, you can say so too

Place your votes...

NOW!

¿ so it does

You're all thinking of donkey punch, not donkey bucket...

No, I will not explain what donkey punching is!

Is it to do with their big, huge willies ?

I will! A donkey punch is... actually I can't remember.

Cupcakes......have you got a profanisaurus?

I know what a donkey punch is

My 3yo goes to feed donkeys with his Grandpa. He informed us last week that 'Benny is the one with the orange cock'

(I'm 100% sure he has no idea what a cock might be)

Was funny, but not as funny as the 30 seconds of stunned silence that ensued.

Ok who really wants to know? :o

I call all donkeys 'Eeyore'. Not fair, I know, I am sure they all have their own names.

If I had enough money and a big enough garden, I would have a couple of donkeys. They are smelly, but lovely animals.

reeling, you dirty old man!

Greeneyes I am snorting with laughter at Benny with the orange cock!

I want to know.

Please.

Nobody wants to know what a donkey punch is thank you!

Donkeys make me sad. I don't know why but their faces make want to sob my heart out :(

Dirty old woman thankyou.

I have access to DPs Roger's profanisaurus.

Excellent reading.

Yes, Cupcakes same here. That's why I would have at least 2. So they had some company.

It's the classic Eeyore.

"Hello. Eeyore here. Have you seen Pooh ?

The Profanisaurus makes me howl. I know I am immature. I like good with colours for gay men. I don't know why as all of my gay mates are shit with colours. It just sounds so dainty. I am NOT a homophobe either before anyone says so...

fabulous donkey impression MrsDB

Have just googled 'donkey punch'

Dirty people.

Donkey punch..n.

Of bum games ..to knock your partner out cold with a blow to the back of the head whilst in the vinegar strokes .Has the same aphrodisical effect as slamming a goose's neck in a drawer whilst committing bestiality.Results in increased orgasmic intensity and a custodial sentence.

Happy now?

Is a donkey punch a bit like cow tipping?

Oh bugger, x post

No.

Oh. I also found a slightly 'tamer' version that says that it is to :

pull partner's head back very quickly whilst having intercourse, increasing tightness in fanny and increasing partner's pleasure.

Best done at point of orgasm.

Still

WHAT?! not geese! Oh no no no no no! I love geese!

Do NOT change your name. Tis a classic [grim]