To ask you to vote in a poll re: my username

[BupcakesandCunting]

Okay, I know my name ruffles feathers. MNHQ sent me a (very nice) email back in February asking if I would consider changing it, I have only just seen the email

I said to MNHQ that I might throw it open to a poll. They said probably not a good idea because people who would prefer me to change it might be reluctant to admit it for fear of being called a prude. So here's the deal; you can be honest. If you think I should revert to CupcakesandBunting say so and no-one will call you a prude here. If you'd like my present name to stay say so too. No-one will call you a potty-mouthed numpty. Also, if you couldn't give a crap, you can say so too

Place your votes...

NOW!

what is a donkeybucket?

Dh's forehead?

Tut @ me, how rude

Oh thankyou MrsDonkeyBucket (that's a name and half)

All I ever wanted to do was make the people laugh.

Stick it on the bog seat, Greeneyes. You get better leverage because your feet can reach the floor.

why did the splayed names get deleted by MN when the c word isnt?

confused at policy here

The people's princess....

Helen? Ann?

Because someone was offended.

I could make a stab at a guess

But i wouldn't be so unkind......

See, I find splayed more icky than the c-bomb.

When a word gets used regularly on C4, it loses all clout for me. They like the c-bomb on C4.

And I can't belieeeeeve no-one gas noticed my new name. . Come on give me attention!

PM me Reeling, with your guess. Thanks in advance.

Good one Bup, I mean, Cupcakes

The buzzing could be explained away as the electric toothbrush, and tremendously thorough oral hygiene.

We all noticed but were ignoring you.

A donkeybucket is an 'insult' used by the three babies in the CBBC series, 'Big Babies'. It is one of many insults, but for some reason it just really tickled me the DCs.

No good to anyone unless you have seen it, but I personally think that with all the innuendo it's more aimed at fed-up parents who have just come in from the school run, and need a laugh !

I tried and tried to be all clever, witty and 'literary' (is that even a word ?) when trying to 'choose' my name, but I couldn't so I just gave up and settled on this.

pm me with your guess, reeling, do.

I'm confused now. Is the posters formerly known as BupcakesandCunting now CupcakesandBunting? Or has somebody else nicked it? And who is TheDevilsConcubine?

Nah I like mrsdonkeybucket. It's puerile and funny enough for me to like it without knowing the background!

dunno who tdc is, but it looks like bupcakes is now cupcakes? is that right?

Twunting is me, Cunting.

Shall I start another thread to tell everyone?

mrsdb reminds me of when jordan said to that woman on the graeme norton show 'you must 'ave a bucket', and in so doing became princess of all our hearts.

best not be cupcakesandSplaying then,

don't be cupcakes, bupcakes... you are right, cupcakes isn't you.

I like donkeybucket..
It sounds rude

what was the splaying post? wasn''t that just a list of (rather peculiar) name suggestions?

opps sorry for murky name changing

I was whippedcream, the bloody deletee

thats why Im going on about it

whippedcream aslo good. strangely memorable.