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To go to the toilet manually?

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Docky81 · 03/07/2011 19:55

I have a constipation problem so I tend to stick my fingers up my bum and manually pull poo out sometimes. Obviously I give my hands a good wash afterwards with anti-bacterial gel. I let this slip to DP last night and he said I was disgusting and wierd and he couldn't stop going on about it. I didn't think it was a big deal and no different to pulling bogies out of your nose.
AIBU?

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JuanShite · 03/07/2011 19:56

Your shit must be pretty solid if you can do that.mine is all squashy and would just squidge up

JuanShite · 03/07/2011 19:57

bogies are a different matter as you can get your nail behind them

CogitoErgoSometimes · 03/07/2011 19:57

YABU... get yourself to a GP for some proper constipation advice and treatment.

activate · 03/07/2011 19:57

what has your GP said?

manual evacuation should not be a regular necessity - but rather an extreme

Original poster
Docky81 · 03/07/2011 19:57

mine is rock hard :( that's part of the problem.

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Tchootnika · 03/07/2011 19:58

Are you an accountant, Docky?

strandedbear · 03/07/2011 19:58

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CogitoErgoSometimes · 03/07/2011 19:58
DoMeDon · 03/07/2011 19:59

YANBU - had hideous constipation when pg and had to pull it out too What can you do when it's half in/out and agonising? Admit I shared and it went down like a lead balloon - think some men like to imagine women don't poo/fart or anything not like a 'laydeeee' - odd!

HazeltheMcWitch · 03/07/2011 19:59

Whitney famously said that Bobby Brown did this for her... maybe you could suggest this to your DP?

buzzsore · 03/07/2011 19:59

YABU to share this with your dp and with us. And improve your diet, fgs.

BluddyMoFo · 03/07/2011 20:00

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DoMeDon · 03/07/2011 20:00

Lactulose is my tip de jour - HTH

Tchootnika · 03/07/2011 20:00

CES you ruined my little joke. Angry

Did you hear the one about the smelly baker. though?

CogitoErgoSometimes · 03/07/2011 20:01

Go on...

Tchootnika · 03/07/2011 20:02

He kneaded a poo! Grin Grin Grin

TheGashlycrumbTinies · 03/07/2011 20:02

Yup, he kneaded a poo...

LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 03/07/2011 20:02

Look, why is this on AIBU?

Isn't there a chatboard more related to this?

Christ on a crutch, I nearly lost my supper just then.

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Docky81 · 03/07/2011 20:02

well I just stick my finger and thumb up there and pull it out. Sometimes I have to dig at it for a while with my nail which I hate because the stain doesn't come off for ages Sad There is like a little shelf up there too where it seems to get stuck so I have to guide it around there.

I've just taken some lactolose actually but there is a big lump of sugar at the bottom of the bottle and it puts me off.

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LostMyIdentityAlongTheWay · 03/07/2011 20:03

(and I'd certainly wait until the DP was a DH before venturing information like that. It could make all the difference, that's all I'm saying....Wink)

buzzsore · 03/07/2011 20:03

A lump of sugar puts you off! Grin

Tchootnika · 03/07/2011 20:04

Enough shit jokes for now.
Was just trying to help OP. (You know, 'laughed, I nearly shat', and that.)

MissVerinder · 03/07/2011 20:06

Bloody hell! Get thee to an apothecary.

Seriously? The sugar puts you off?

Isn't that better than manual evacuation? Get some rubber gloves

Al0uiseG · 03/07/2011 20:06

Psyllium Husk capsules. Other than that recommendation I'm not engaging with a poo thread.

skrumle · 03/07/2011 20:06

i'm hoping you're at the wind up but if not then seriously - psyllium husks or linseeds with lots of water every morning! that's not normal...