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northernrock · 25/05/2011 17:35

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

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Psammead · 27/05/2011 13:54

Yes, honey will do that.

You minx, Sarah!


Gster · 27/05/2011 13:59

Nice to have a bit of sauce in my inbox.
It's not quite as full of smut as you might imagine. I'm not a slaaaaaaaaag.

Though nothing from Celibate ( geoff ) surprisingly . still she's got herpes now which i defiantly don't want in my inbox.

Blind date no. 4 is still getting my attention though ( sorry Sarah, you'll both have to mud wrestle again )

TechLovingDad · 27/05/2011 14:02

Excellent progress you two.

Who is no 4?

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 14:05

Hmmm it's old Techy, isn't it. Its that not so secret penchance for his wife's clothes that does it I'd say.

Gster · 27/05/2011 14:05

Who is number 4 ?

To be honest I haven't a clue. Could be Geoff Capes for all I know ( but suspect it isn't )

But rest assured, if I do find out, I won't be telling you lot Grin

TechLovingDad · 27/05/2011 14:06

Sarah you've seen me through the window, haven't you?

nice bikini

Gster · 27/05/2011 14:07

Oi, are you chatting up my bird !

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 14:11
SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 14:13

Grin Ooh they are squabbling.

Gster · 27/05/2011 14:16

< scuffles break out >

Gster tries to deploy scuffle skills last used aged 8 against Tommy Bradshaw during afternoon break....

< TLD flattens Gster with a body drop >

TechLovingDad · 27/05/2011 14:17

Power moves!!!

Nah, just commenting on the pattern of the bikini. I appreciate good design.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 14:19

Fight Fight Fight Fight!

Place your bets ladies Grin

Psammead · 27/05/2011 14:29

Oh Sarah you lucky devil!

Quick, oil 'em up!

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 14:35

Psammead · 27/05/2011 14:38


Oh, gimme the olive oil, I'll help!

No honey though, sticky is not good.

Gster · 27/05/2011 14:45

< pokes oily finger into TLD's eye. >

Gster · 27/05/2011 14:48

I've never actually tried food and sex together ......

Anyone care to share ?

Psammead · 27/05/2011 14:53

Only the usual whipped cream, chocolate sauce type stuff. Wine, too.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 15:05

Food and sex go together like, err well like umm food and sex.

Ice-cream is good, chocolate sauce is better. Cream, honey, champagne. Mint can be interesting too...

TheLadyEvenstar · 27/05/2011 15:10

Ohhhh sounds like fun!!!

Gster · 27/05/2011 15:11

< wanders off to look in fridge >

What about a half bottle of orange juice and a couple of gherkins ?

Gster · 27/05/2011 15:11

Come on Sarah, you know you want to.

SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 15:23
SarahStratton · 27/05/2011 15:27

Waitrose is calling you Gster.

TechLovingDad · 27/05/2011 15:37

Who's Waitrose and is she cheap?

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