Noooo!

[northernrock]

Oh well, I suppose it had to die sometimes. Where to go now for good times?

Yes, honey will do that.

You minx, Sarah!

Way-hay!

Nice to have a bit of sauce in my inbox.
It's not quite as full of smut as you might imagine. I'm not a slaaaaaaaaag.

Though nothing from Celibate ( geoff ) surprisingly . still she's got herpes now which i defiantly don't want in my inbox.

Blind date no. 4 is still getting my attention though ( sorry Sarah, you'll both have to mud wrestle again )

Excellent progress you two.

Who is no 4?

Hmmm it's old Techy, isn't it. Its that not so secret penchance for his wife's clothes that does it I'd say.

Who is number 4 ?

To be honest I haven't a clue. Could be Geoff Capes for all I know ( but suspect it isn't )

But rest assured, if I do find out, I won't be telling you lot

Sarah you've seen me through the window, haven't you?

nice bikini

Oi, are you chatting up my bird !

Ooh they are squabbling.

< scuffles break out >

Gster tries to deploy scuffle skills last used aged 8 against Tommy Bradshaw during afternoon break....

< TLD flattens Gster with a body drop >

Power moves!!!

Nah, just commenting on the pattern of the bikini. I appreciate good design.

Fight Fight Fight Fight!

Place your bets ladies

Oh Sarah you lucky devil!

Quick, oil 'em up!

Oh, gimme the olive oil, I'll help!

No honey though, sticky is not good.

< pokes oily finger into TLD's eye. >

I've never actually tried food and sex together ......

Anyone care to share ?

Only the usual whipped cream, chocolate sauce type stuff. Wine, too.

Food and sex go together like, err well like umm food and sex.

Ice-cream is good, chocolate sauce is better. Cream, honey, champagne. Mint can be interesting too...

Ohhhh sounds like fun!!!

< wanders off to look in fridge >

What about a half bottle of orange juice and a couple of gherkins ?

Come on Sarah, you know you want to.

Waitrose is calling you Gster.

Who's Waitrose and is she cheap?